1. Tuesday, July 4, 2017

    todays the fourth of july 

    the day all the good little boys and girls get to flee from their tyrannical countries

    which are unsafe, underserved, and riddled with dirty air water and old men.

    bring me your bags of cash the statue says

    which oil company do you work for asks the survey

    charlie cant read, but his driver can and fills out the paperwork

    gets his hand stamped,

    tips the doorman

    and voila: americano.

    when you run the country like a business

    your closets become stuffed with receipts.