1. Monday, April 30, 2018

    theres a big bru-haha over some jokes and i have a hot take 

    if you cant take a joke about you, then fuck you.

    if you invite a comedian to your event and you have dressed up and all your friends dressed up and if theres some serious parts, some boring parts

    and then a part for 19 minutes where what amounts to the court jester points his or her stick at you

    and lampoons you in exactly the same way that they have been doing for centuries and centuries

    and you sit up there and make a face like you just ate a bad lemon

    and in reality you are a very not nice person in your actual job and the jester is IN JEST talking about it

    then fuck you, your friends, the people you work with and the people who raised you

    because you have not learned shit about life and your peers have not supported you in how to behave.

    we have a president who says and does whatever the fuck he wants to do and no one is apologizing for his behavior

    likewise we have had a White House Press Whatever dinner for decades

    and man after man after man after man has got up on there and played the role of the court jester

    but now that a woman does it in a comedically whiny scratchy delivery

    then OMG THIS TRADITION MUST END BECAUSE OMG WHAT IF THE KING AND HIS COURT ARE OFFENDED

    OFF WITH HER HEAD!

    fuck that, fuck you, fuck this

    i decide whose head gets chopped off and for now i want everyones head on

    and looking at each other and when the funny lady says the funny things, fucking laugh

    like a human fucking being for once in your stupid life.

    flint still doesnt have clean water.