1. Thursday, May 31, 2018

    they caught me and made a sign 

    i have a good life.

    it’s not the life i expected to have, but in some ways thats what makes it especially interesting.

    i dont have a house or a kid or a wife or terrible debts

    i can sleep in as long as i want

    i dont have to drive anyone to school.

    thanks to my sister and her husband, there are little people who look like me.

    and thanks to rent control i will probably live in this hollywood bachelor pad for the rest of my days.

    likewise, thanks to this blog i have a girlfriend who loves me who makes me nice foods and dresses up in outrageous costumes which i would love to share with you but some things

    i suppose

    should be left in the private domain.

    i write these things not to brag but mostly to remind myself when i drive past mini mansions or see kids playing ball or watch three girls kiss a pizza delivery guy on my laptop: everyone is having a good time, enjoy your brand of happiness. and by you i mean you tony.

    last night amber and i had sushi over looking a sunset on sunset blvd. it was happy hour so we ordered all the things we wanted and drank all the sodas and teas and tonight she will fly to nyc and get a little vacation from me.

    which trust me is necessary because i am a demanding bossy hyper critical boyfriend sometimes due to, astrologers claim, is my rising star, which is asshole.

    i have a reliable car, incredibly fast internet speed, and i follow a baseball team who could use one more starter, but what else is now.

    excuse me as i must detangle my cats from each other, an action which i hope is the toughest one i will have all day.