1. Thursday, July 26, 2018

    things i used to want, ranked 

    1. an actual satellite dish

    2. to be the manager of the Cubs

    3. 12 kids

    4. three wives

    5. an ’82 Corvette

    6. to read a book a month

    7. to be a preacher

    8. to be in the air force

    9. for everyone to love me

    10. a boat

    11. a fridge in the garage

    12. shelves that line my ceiling so i can put all my books

    13. a Harvard degree

    14. 5 acres on the Umpqua River

    15. to win the lottery yesterday

    16. to run MTV

    17. to get an A in any of my college classes at UCSB

    18. to be mayor of Isla Vista

    19. to meet Angus Young

    20. a farm

    21. a fine collection of toupees

    22. for people to understand each other completely