1. Saturday, October 20, 2018

    the lottery is now $1.6 billion 

    i’ll probably win. that’s cool. because i have a plan.

    odds are i’ll only get $800 million of that (because i’m black), which is fine.

    i bet i could work out a deal with a bank that if i gave them my $800 mil they’d not only make me a bank vice president (my secret wish), but they’d give me 5% interest on that chunk.

    that means if i don’t touch it, ever, i would make $40 million a year, forever.

    of that $40 mil i bet i could, if i budget correctly, live off $20 mil, and make 20 people a year millionaires for as long as i live. and *still* have $800 mil in the bank.

    so who would i make millionaires? well the first year, fam and ex girlfriends, of course.

    the next, public school teachers.

    next, social workers. next firemen.

    like that.