1. Tuesday, November 20, 2018

    palm reader said listen to me listen 

    i was all, im all ears

    she said dont hear, listen

    i was like

    finally she said stop doing all the things of the past

    this is the second half

    do second half things

    i said like cutting sugar out of my diet

    she went, yep

    and then disappeared

    i woke up and this pretty girl was napping beside me

    shes seen it all

    and yet is so impressed by the simplest things

    which is where i come in.

    im way into simple.

    weed is legal now in the republic of california

    if you havent heard the news

    so theres this app that tells you thing

    and i like to know the things

    so i go beep bop boop and it goes, .9 miles from your house

    we park by a used dishwasher store, i show the lady my broken washer machine knob

    she goes into a file cabinet and plastic knobs are spilling over in there

    quickly she says we dont have

    we walk out and down the street.

    cant find it.

    i look at the app for the address

    pretty girl says there it is, across the street.

    i say no dear the boop boop bop machine says its here and i point at the numbers on a store

    and just to the right of it is a storefront with no sign

    no words no numbers and the glass doors are closed

    although the right door seems to be slightly ajar

    so we waked in, and i told the gentleman checking IDs

    of course.

    turns out they have yoga in there too once a day.