i feel like i need to
i feel like if youre gonna say the dumbest thing
and no one else says wtf
then i have to say it
otherwise theyre going to think they can keep on going with that horse caca
had two excellent conversations today while getting in my steps.
the first was with a major in the armed forces
we’d probably be best friends if he didnt live in an igloo
he threeway called us with a famous fotographer – neither of us have talked in forever
we talked about one of our friends who had lost his job and his manager broke up with him
we discussed very complex and sensitive items
laughing and speaking over each other like no time had passed since we last partied
they were drinking, i was walking at a brisk pace bc i was cold
the second phone conversation was held at my home
a beautiful woman who in the middle of the conversation said
im no longer beautiful.
i said prove it.
later a noise startled my cats and they tore ass under my bed.
nothing bad has happened to these animals
ever in their lives.
the most trauma theyve ever experienced was
when i trim their nails a few times a year
on my bed!
the day began at 230pm when i had a 90 minute call with a gentleman in columbia
couldnt have been nicer.
because my sleep is so backwards i had to set my alarm
so i would not miss the 230pm call.
much of texas right now has no power.
people are freezing cold.
the governor is blaming green energy.
i say prove it.