while on unemployment
while dudes with face tattoos are sporting brand new jackets and $300 shoes?
dont cry for me argentina. unlike my nephew who plays xbox on easy mode
because he hates to lose
i go straight to the expert mode
because i hate charity.
today i was on hollywood blvd. my home. and everyone was so photogentic
and everyone lets me, a perfect stranger, take their picture
they tell me where theyre from they tell me the greatest stories
one guy wanted to share a joint with me
invited me twice as he sat at this little table rolling a thin one for himself.
you want some of this spliff dont you?
i was all, whats that round your neck?
he said, a mask?
i said yes, we are wearing masks because of the wickety wickety 19
he was all, thats ok, this shit cures it.
and if i was an angel thats exactly what i would do
id fly down to earth with a cure in a joint and see who goes for it.
then when i flew back home id get grounded probs for fuckign with the butterfly effect.
but being grounded in heaven is like having your best day ever in cincinnati.