the state wants to give me my income tax return
but they want me to prove i’m me because they can’t believe im actually alive.
not only am i alive but i learned so much during the Plague
for one, i learned how to cook because eating out is so expensive in LA
and the things i like for some reason costs like $15 in the world
but only like $2 at the grocery store.
on Fridays they sell a whole, cooked chicken for $5.
i take these rubber gloves and just peel all the meat and skin off that thing and put it in a big thing of tupperware. that’ll last a week.
because what i’ll do is open up a can of soup, a can of kidney beans, a half cup of frozen peas, and some of that chicken. maybe a little rice or pasta if i have some left over.
thats like lunch and dinner right there, especially once i air fry some big ass slices of sourdough.
maybe ill slice some avocados on top
and hot sauce
just as good as melrose.