the lottery is $500 million

what would I even do? hide.

can’t really travel bc everyone’s got COVID and we really shouldn’t be doing squat, let alone traveling the world.

first place I’d go is Japan.

then Bethlehem.

what would I do for the world?

I’d bring toupees back. Those and leisure suits.

Then I’d buy my momma the McDonald’s by her house.

And paint that bad boy pink.