“Uhh, Lately I’ve been listening to alot of Jay-z..” If you’re having bank problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but mitts not one. I got, protestors saying, “our economy blows”, and my wallstreet brothers wanna occupy (Clothes?) if you bitches keep saying, “No change, no votes”, I work for the banks, stupid, what types’a threats are those? The gas pump’s where your whole paycheck goes, Been a long time since you was havin’ cash flows. So, FUCK my critics, you can kiss my “Gas”-hole, if you don’t like my lyrics, then you can hit the road. Who cares about the polls, this election (may show?), if you wanna vote for mitt? I don’t give a SHIT. So, (Newsmags try to use my ass?), So advertisers give them more cash, for ads. Fuckers, I don’t know what you take me as, but understand the intelligence Obama has! Riches to rags bitches, I ain’t dumb, I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one! huehuheuhe 99 Problems, but mitt ain’t one! with all your bank problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but mitt ain’t one! Hit me! The year’s 2009, and the White House is mine, but the economy’s in full-motherfucking-decline, My choices at the time were to shit on the poor, or to fellate the banks to get elected once more. Now, I’m not trying to fight, J.P Morgan-Chase got their campaign dollars so I could win the race. So I, sucked their dick and watched the country implode, I heard “Son, do you know how to cheat the Tax code?” Well, I’m young and I’m rich, and my tax rate’s low, don’t I look like a 1%’er? Mitt, you would know! Did I pass your test, or should I get some mo’? “No, just tell us what you sent down to mexico!” Eh, If you think I’m stepping down from office for trafficking weapons in their drug cartels, war, I ain’t steppin’ down from shit, because this president’s legit. “Well, do you mind if we see that birth certificate?” All my records are blocked you conspiracy hack, and I know my rights, so you gon’ need a warrant for that! “Wow, aren’t you sharp as a tack, are you some type of lawyer or something?” Well I’m not a lawyer for nothing! I passed the bar, so I know quite a bit, enough that you don’t stand a fucking chance mitt! “Well lets see how smart you are when the election comes.” I got 99 problems, but this bitch ain’t one! huehuheueh 99 problems, but mitt ain’t one! With all your bank problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but mitt’s not one! Criminal, fraud, repression, deceit, I murder and I plunder through the world elite! We invade countries so we have all they own! “I have a dream!” Well, I have a drone. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Monday, December 3, 2012
11/1 terrible storm sandy rips thru the east, one loyal busblog reader is affected
11/2 sass turned 24
11/4 my fears hardly ever come true but my dreams almost always do
11/5 half day off photo essay down santa monica blvd
11/6 didnt vote for obama, but he won anyway. hope he does what he promised.
11/7 canadian dude pees on his gf’s pregnancy test stick, saves his life
11/8 of course i still love you
11/9 i wake up at 4:20am now. nbd.
11/9 aj turns 24, new old photos are discovered
11/11 wreck-it ralph is the best movie of the year
11/12 kill yr idols
11/13 imagine youre the guy who thought up google+
11/14 matt and emmaunelle visit america
11/16 adios hostess my sweet friend
11/17 a day after i ask for the impeachment of obama, he poses for the best pic of the year
11/18 ive had a good life
11/18 are we still pretending we dont know what jonathan gold looks like?
11/19 ali turns 24, a nation rejoices
11/20 the only problem with holidays
11/21 how mitt romney can easily become president in 2016
11/22 the story of griffith j griffith, the man who gave LA the biggest city park in the usa
11/23 thanksgiving at karisas, a photo story
11/24 good movie muddled with a poor ending
11/25 andrew w.k. is uninvited by the U.S. Embassy in Manama to deliver his message of party rocking, friendship, key changes, multiple bridges, walls of sound, and one note staccato piano lines.
11/36 sports reminds us that there are four downs in life, not just three
11/27 if i was president id put hendrix on the $11 bill
11/28 you are not alone
11/29 saw no doubt. gwen is ridiculously hot.
11/30 walked around glendale as they fixed my car