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  1. Sunday, November 22, 2015

    remembering how different things were just a few years ago when Obama ran against Mitt 

    “Uhh, Lately I’ve been listening to alot of Jay-z..” If you’re having bank problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but mitts not one. I got, protestors saying, “our economy blows”, and my wallstreet brothers wanna occupy (Clothes?) if you bitches keep saying, “No change, no votes”, I work for the banks, stupid, what types’a threats are those? The gas pump’s where your whole paycheck goes, Been a long time since you was  havin’ cash flows. So, FUCK my critics, you can kiss my “Gas”-hole, if you don’t like my lyrics, then you can hit the road. Who cares about the polls, this election (may show?), if you wanna vote for mitt? I don’t give a SHIT. So, (Newsmags try to use my ass?), So advertisers give them more cash, for ads. Fuckers, I don’t know what you take me as, but understand the intelligence Obama has! Riches to rags bitches, I ain’t dumb, I got 99 problems but Mitt’s not one! huehuheuhe 99 Problems, but mitt ain’t one! with all your bank problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but mitt ain’t one! Hit me! The year’s 2009, and the White House is mine, but the economy’s in full-motherfucking-decline, My choices at the time were to shit on the poor, or to fellate the banks to get elected once more. Now, I’m not trying to fight, J.P Morgan-Chase got their campaign dollars so I could win the race. So I, sucked their dick and watched the country implode, I heard “Son, do you know how to cheat the Tax code?” Well, I’m young and I’m rich, and my tax rate’s low, don’t I look like a 1%’er? Mitt, you would know! Did I pass your test, or should I get some mo’? “No, just tell us what you sent down to mexico!” Eh, If you think I’m stepping down from office for trafficking weapons in their drug cartels, war, I ain’t steppin’ down from shit, because this president’s legit. “Well, do you mind if we see that birth certificate?” All my records are blocked you conspiracy hack, and I know my rights, so you gon’ need a warrant for that! “Wow, aren’t you sharp as a tack, are you some type of lawyer or something?” Well I’m not a lawyer for nothing! I passed the bar, so I know quite a bit, enough that you don’t stand a fucking chance mitt! “Well lets see how smart you are when the election comes.” I got 99 problems, but this bitch ain’t one! huehuheueh 99 problems, but mitt ain’t one! With all your bank problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but mitt’s not one! Criminal, fraud, repression, deceit, I murder and I plunder through the world elite! We invade countries so we have all they own! “I have a dream!” Well, I have a drone. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  2. Monday, December 3, 2012

    a look back at november, 2012 

    11/1 terrible storm sandy rips thru the east, one loyal busblog reader is affected

    11/2 sass turned 24

    tupac girl in the store

    11/4 my fears hardly ever come true but my dreams almost always do

    11/5 half day off photo essay down santa monica blvd

    11/6 didnt vote for obama, but he won anyway. hope he does what he promised.

    bart simpson makes fun of karl rove

    11/7 canadian dude pees on his gf’s pregnancy test stick, saves his life

    11/8 of course i still love you

    11/9 i wake up at 4:20am now. nbd.

    11/9 aj turns 24, new old photos are discovered

    11/11 wreck-it ralph is the best movie of the year

    11/12 kill yr idols

    clockwork orange at LACMA
    the shining at LACMA
    full metal jacket at LACMA
    the shining all work and no play at LACMA

    11/13 imagine youre the guy who thought up google+

    to me you are perfect

    11/14 matt and emmaunelle visit america

    hostess twinkees ding dongs cup cakes

    11/16 adios hostess my sweet friend

    11/17 a day after i ask for the impeachment of obama, he poses for the best pic of the year

    11/18 ive had a good life

    jonathan gold, food critic, award winner

    11/18 are we still pretending we dont know what jonathan gold looks like?

    ali and peter at kanpai

    11/19 ali turns 24, a nation rejoices

    11/20 the only problem with holidays

    11/21 how mitt romney can easily become president in 2016

    11/22 the story of griffith j griffith, the man who gave LA the biggest city park in the usa

    11/23 thanksgiving at karisas, a photo story

    11/24 good movie muddled with a poor ending

    11/25 andrew w.k. is uninvited by the U.S. Embassy in Manama to deliver his message of party rocking, friendship, key changes, multiple bridges, walls of sound, and one note staccato piano lines.

    11/36 sports reminds us that there are four downs in life, not just three

    11/27 if i was president id put hendrix on the $11 bill

    11/28 you are not alone

    11/29 saw no doubt. gwen is ridiculously hot.

    i tweet LA

    11/30 walked around glendale as they fixed my car