nothing in here is true

  1. Thursday, December 8, 2016

    2016 gave, 2016 took away big time 

    David Bowie
    Glenn Frey
    Natalie Cole
    George Martin
    Garry Shandling
    Leonard Cohen
    Arnold Palmer
    Leon Russell
    Kevin Meaney
    Merle Haggard
    Otis Clay
    Scotty Moore
    Alan Rickman
    Muhammed Ali
    Jimmy Bain
    Paul Kantner
    Abe Vigoda
    Greg Lake
    Maurice White
    Dan Hicks
    Harper Lee
    George Kennedy
    Tony “Duke” Burton
    Keith Emerson
    Frank Sinatra Jr
    Joe Garagiola
    Patty Duke
    Lonnie Mack
    William Schallert
    Guy Clark
    Morley Safer
    Gordie Howe
    Garry Marshall
    John McLaughlin
    Gene Wilder
    Bobby Vee
    Pete Burns
    Peng Chang-kuei
    Florence Henderson
    John Glenn

  2. Thursday, December 1, 2016

    this year. oh boy. this year. 

    shut upyep

    i wrote in here less than ever before.

    which doesnt mean i didnt think about it.

    had good sex.

    but not a lot of it.

    read zero books all the way through.

    loved no new records far as i can remember.

    loved no new movies so far neither.

    is there something wrong with me?

    cubs won the world series.

    saw more cubs games than ever before.

    i wonder if all of these things are related.

    ate some good food.

    lets make sure 2017 is 100 times better.

  3. Sunday, January 31, 2016

    january 2016 in review 

    legs in bathcar broke

    computer broke

    made good money on new years eve

    brunched with ali and aj

    watched hella Making a Murderer

    watched even more Fargo

    had sex with a pretty girl

    el nino came in the beginning and end of jan and tons of stuff ended up in the river

    but there were rainbows

    started a thing where i watch a classic movie every week. classic meaning olde. it started with imitation of life, then it was love in the afternoon, then it was belle de jour, and tonight it was city lights

    drove around the assistant for Rae Sremmurd which was probs the ride of the month

    got excited that Guns n Roses will be at Coachella

    sampled the new mozzarella sticks at mcdonalds for you

    bowie died and it hit everyone pretty hard

    had to be at work at 4am one day, a photo essay

    quoted matthew 7:5 on the internet in an unusual example of thug life

    wore a hat on national hat day

    realized that taylor swift is going to do a surprise set at coachella this april, probs weekend one and i wont be there

    solved global warming, sorry cubs

    tried to write this thing but instead watched a couple of docs including The Wolfpack which was amazing like omg

    she asked why do you have two tvs in your bedroom

    a judge said dov cant run american apparel no more which means there wont be american apparel no more

    got very upset with my former love

    went to the lakers game with chris and dave and totally told the usher lady in the good seats, no it’s good

    saw the martian and then the revenant and at first i thought the rev would win all the oscars, now im not sure

    some of the differences between when i did college newspapering and how they do it now

    got two tickets for springsteen doing all of the river but theyre in the very back row up in the sky