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  1. Monday, April 7, 2014

    done with work but still at work 

    feeling lucky

    i have a mild headache and im debating whether i should go drive around or see captain america 2

    you really shouldnt go see a crazy movie with a headache nor should you drive in LAs crazy traffic.

    no idea how i got a headache, the xbi was supposed to take care of that for the rest of this year

    but they trifling

    pretty girl sent me the nicest little email which made me feel good because i thought i was the only one who did that any more

    problem is she was barely born in the 80s and i said lemme tell you about the 80s

    the mid-80s is as far away from 2014 as the mid-50s was from the mid-80s. which means the same way my friends looked back at Elvis, Chuck Berry, and Little Richard and thought omg ancient, todays youth look at Duran Duran, Oingo Boingo, and Frankie Goes to Hollywood and say “wait, you didn’t have the Internet in high school?”

    she said i frickin love duran duran

    i said im getting a headache.

    i really just wanna hike.

  2. Thursday, February 14, 2013