
i was like 1) i dont even work for you any more and 2) knock knock there was a knock on my door
and your bff ali was at the door wearing daisy dukes holding a picnic basket saying
we gotta get you out of LA for a day
and before the sun set i was in a place i aint never been a’fore: mt. st. helens washington

i mean little big horn, montana.
i was all ali isn’t montana like way far away? i feel like we only drove for an hour an a half.
she was like shhhh just go with it. why you always gotta be so literal.
the long cross country drive made me thirsty so we went into the local establishment
Pappy and Harriet’s Pioneer Town Palace.
because of the holiday and our lack of plans the woman up front told us there would be a two hour wait for a table
but if somehow we could find a barstool we could eat at the bar
that sounded like a fun game so we went to the bar and
wait a durn second
is that
could it be

no not the rack of ribs just bbq’ing over the open fire
smelling delicious and looking amazing
but
wait
no way

VICTORIA WILLIAMS? IS THAT YOU PLAYING IN THIS SUPER SWEET COVER BAND?
are my eyes deceiving me?
victoria williams who wrote such songs as This Moment, Love, Shoes, TC, You Are Loved, Big Fish, Lights, Crazy Mary
played none of those as far as i heard, but it was still fantastic,
heres a lil taste of the night, i believe this is Sweet Virginia from some brit poppers:
did i mention it was free?

EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF MUSIC COMPANY IS THIS?

afterwards we wanted to go fishing or play a bassoon but no one was around to help

but we did meet two flamboyant young gentlemen who loved us so much they bought us a couple of shots
that was nice.
as per mr ken laynes recommendation i ordered the catfish poboy and a side of mac n cheese
young ali ordered the tacos
we each had a mason jar of the Corvette Summer which sounded better than it tasted
but whateves it did the job and before we knew it the jetpacks flew us over to palm springs where we woke up
and ate at the ace hotel diner

heres a few things you should know about me: i always try to stay as positive as possible
i love taking pictures of people

i hate having pictures taken of me

and if green eggs and ham are on the menu im gonna order some damn green eggs and ham.
happy memorial day america.
tell your momma you love her.