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nothing in here is true

  1. Thursday, August 24, 2017

    what if we actually do live forever 

    what if the world is a vampire

    what if the caged bird doesn’t know why its singing

    what if no one is really reading anything that we tap tap type except for the angels

    what if the angels every once in a while see God skateboarding on the half pipe and he glides over to them

    and says whats going on

    and what if they say have you read the busblog in a while

    and he goes, actually no, THAT DUDE IS THE SAME AS HE WAS BACK IN 2004

    and what if the angels are all, in a way yes

    but in another way, nope

    and what if God is all, are you disagreeing with the man upstairs?

    and what if the angels are like, uh.

    the best thing about angels is theyre like George Washington:

    they love cutting down cherry trees

    their favorite thing is wooden teeth

    and they cannot tell a lie, like ever.

    which is why God loves them so much because they try to keep it in but their cheeks get red

    and their wings flutter

    and their robes get all tangled in the wind

    as they fly away

    higher

    and higher

    while saying

    noooooooooooooooooooooope

    clutching their harps.