woke up hurling this morn
she had left me a few texts
i texted i cant right now
she kept pushing me but it was embarrassing
what man vomits from allergies?
was it the meds i took?
why was i feeling so miserable?
made a bagel, cleaned the toilet
last night i had cleaned the tub
everything has seemed gross to me.
drank some oj, turned on the tv and then i was back at the toilet letting loose. was this the work of the xbi?
crazy thing happened last week. i was at a mcdonalds taking a leak and when i came out this black dude went into this whole story about how he was stranded. his family was in a car on the side of the road and he was looking for some money to call a tow truck blah di blah blah. who knows the truth these days.
i pretty much always will give someone a buck because the bible says we should.
so i give him a buck and he says aw thanks man. and he tries to shake my hand.
i usually have hand sanitizer in my car, but i was out and i had just washed my hands seconds ago, no way was i gonna shake this dudes hand and have dude germs all over as i drove around the world
so i go, no thanks im good.
and i felt a little bad because im generally a nice guy, but come on, i already gave you a buck.
and murphys law, i get sick a few days later anyways.
as anna says, just shows to go ya, its always something.