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  1. Monday, July 7, 2014
  2. Wednesday, June 18, 2014
  3. Thursday, November 21, 2013
  4. Tuesday, September 3, 2013

    dear next awesome job of mine, 

    this tallwhats taking you?

    where ya been?

    maybe you should send me a postcard telling me when its happening.

    are you lost?

    i said Right on vermont.

    it has been nice staying up till 6am

    reading the whole paper

    and sleeping till noon.

    other day i was all what asswipe mows his lawn on labor day at 9am

    turned out it was 2:30pm

    and way not even labor day.

    will totally miss that

    but still, it’s time to rock now.

    im ancy in the pants now.

    soon i’ll have to AirBnB my bachelor pad

    and sleep on the beach

    beneath the stars

    and in the morning dress up like darth vader and paint for the tourists

    little canvases of palm trees on fire.

    dear next awesome job,

    then left on sunset

  5. Monday, July 8, 2013

    i bought $100 of paints last month 

    two boots pizza

    i dont have $100 to spend on paints but for some reason i have this feeling that painting will be my way out of the hood.

    for a month theyve been sitting under my kitchen sink waiting quietly

    and i would think in my head that id like to paint this thing or that thing.

    but because ive only made three paintings ever, i really dont know how this process works.

    until today i saw a tweet.

    and now i know what id like to paint next.

    (something bacon wrapped.)

     

  6. Sunday, May 19, 2013
  7. Thursday, May 9, 2013
  8. Monday, April 29, 2013

    went hiking today because i drank so much this weekend 

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    the view was aaaaight

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    first i went to runyon but on Mondays theres street cleaning from noon to 2 and i was there at 1 so i drove to The Greek

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    but i saw this super lo-fi street art that screamed “buy more shit. more more more” and i was all, this is perfect for LA

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    so when i passed this atm i yelled BUY MORE CRAP MORE MORE MORE

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    and then i bought three dusty grills and a cooler. lucky me, the cooler was full of vintage porn. sadly it was of me. god im old.

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    so i went hiking cuz bikini season is right around the corner and omg im a whale.

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    made it to the top of Mt. Hollywood no prob which is weird cuz i havent exercised in weeks. i’ll tell you weds if im hurting.

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    i wonder if johnny appleseed planted those palm trees

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    i wonder if johnny applefence made this fence

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    for sure johnny apple mason made this meeting hall where tsar should play and we take over kcsb and air it and go to jail.

  9. Thursday, April 4, 2013
  10. Monday, March 4, 2013

    remember who you are 

    remember who you are

    i still havent given up on my idea of dressing up as darth vader

    and painting 20 $20 canvases every day on venice beach.

    and if i do it, dont think that i wouldnt do a version of this very nice deal that i see around LA often

    except my version would say

    remember you are constantly changing

    if you’re doing it right

    i think someone would pay darth vader on venice beach with rachmaninoff gently playing on a hidden boom box

    to paint like a unicorn or a dog house or a black palm tree with that written under it.

    the question is are there twenty a day.