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  1. Thursday, April 2, 2015

    this is my favorite statue, probably in life 


    ive seen michaelangelos david a few times, plus the one of moses, plus the one of dead jesus in the arms of mary

    all super realistic and great

    ive seen some other sculptures made by fancy people from all around the world

    im well versed. hard to tell, but i am.

    and still i can easily say this is my favorite.

  2. Wednesday, January 7, 2015
  3. Tuesday, December 9, 2014

    might need to do something different over the winter break 


    not sure what it is.

    maybe write.

    maybe not.

    maybe just drive drive drive.

    did that over thanksgiving and all i did was make money and get sore arms.

    maybe redecorate the crib.

    but we are hearing a rock club is opening up next door, which would be horrible

    theres already no parking, now its gonna be loud till 2am

    no one wants that.

    not sure what i can do thats differnt except write a novel.

    or a tell all.

    or a tell nothing.

    id really prefer to write some art.

    art is the only thing that calms the savage beast.

  4. Monday, July 7, 2014
  5. Wednesday, June 18, 2014
  6. Thursday, November 21, 2013
  7. Tuesday, September 3, 2013

    dear next awesome job of mine, 

    this tallwhats taking you?

    where ya been?

    maybe you should send me a postcard telling me when its happening.

    are you lost?

    i said Right on vermont.

    it has been nice staying up till 6am

    reading the whole paper

    and sleeping till noon.

    other day i was all what asswipe mows his lawn on labor day at 9am

    turned out it was 2:30pm

    and way not even labor day.

    will totally miss that

    but still, it’s time to rock now.

    im ancy in the pants now.

    soon i’ll have to AirBnB my bachelor pad

    and sleep on the beach

    beneath the stars

    and in the morning dress up like darth vader and paint for the tourists

    little canvases of palm trees on fire.

    dear next awesome job,

    then left on sunset

  8. Monday, July 8, 2013

    i bought $100 of paints last month 

    two boots pizza

    i dont have $100 to spend on paints but for some reason i have this feeling that painting will be my way out of the hood.

    for a month theyve been sitting under my kitchen sink waiting quietly

    and i would think in my head that id like to paint this thing or that thing.

    but because ive only made three paintings ever, i really dont know how this process works.

    until today i saw a tweet.

    and now i know what id like to paint next.

    (something bacon wrapped.)


  9. Sunday, May 19, 2013
  10. Thursday, May 9, 2013