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  1. Wednesday, December 31, 2014

    ur n review: march 

    the selfie

    3/1 they gave me an all access pass to the oscars?
    3/2 hey its tom from e on the wet red carpet
    3/3 backstage at the oscars, nbd
    3/4 ask tony: what was the oscars like
    3/8 things said in my uber
    3/8 i could have seen prince, i didnt, and it turned out to be his best show ever
    3/9 watched grand budapest hotel with bree, loved it
    3/11 accidentally took a cool picture
    3/13 tragedy at sxsw
    3/14 every time i uber beautiful women end up in my backseat
    3/16 probs the longest uber post in the history of mankind. a photo essay
    3/17 earthquake, nbd
    3/18 catblogger in training
    3/19 “play some ratchet shit”
    3/19 the first place i ever worked looks amazing now
    3/20 if girls stopped kissing djs we’d all get rock n roll back
    3/21 being a black republican starts early in life
    3/22 brunch with sass in her pajamas
    3/23 busblog uber blogging hits full stride
    3/24 RIP GWAR
    3/25 13 questions with yesjessica
    3/26 Juliette Lewis put something that i made onto her instagram.
    3/27 stoked by the taxman
    3/28 hey bono, who was Jesus?

  2. year end revu: feb 

    gwen getting her police album signed by sting before the synchronicity show in LA

    2/1 instantly addicted to uber
    2/2 if i knew what i was doing id tell you
    2/3 gwen stefani shares on twitter the greatest photo of all time
    2/4 dying
    2/4 not dying
    2/5 overheard in the er hallway
    2/6 i took a great picture of my kitten’s momma while fighting the xbi
    2/7 scary doctor says something super scary
    2/8 build a world where your children are stronger than you ever were
    2/9 went to dumb starbucks, a photo essay
    2/9 loved the lego movie
    2/10 loved the nominees luncheon, heres some pics i took
    2/13 drove four swedish girls fast through LA
    2/14 the cutest lesbians on valentines day+night in my backseat
    2/15 probably the best photo essay i took in beverly hills
    2/17 some sad ass rides
    2/20 there are strippers and there are hookers in this sprawling metropolis
    2/22 never chase the surge
    2/23 was the PA announcer at the UCLA baseball game, nbd
    2/24 lorde + sally draper @ 101 cafe
    2/26 crazy asian lady massage hollywood fun fun ow
    2/28 burned

  3. Tuesday, December 30, 2014

    yr end revu: january 

    no tweeting

    1/2 regrets, i have a few
    1/3 took a pretty picture of ali
    1/4 dont click if you get jealous about LA’s weather
    1/5 hiked, took pics, bitched
    1/6 just one of many things i learned about hitchcock
    1/7 i took a pretty picture of sass
    1/8 the day they announced the replacements would play coachella
    1/9 personally i like it when ppl take selfies
    1/11 how on earth is ashley 32?
    1/14 i asked diane von furstenberg if i could take her picture, she said sure
    1/15 hey tony what were your favorite films of 2013, in order?
    1/16 had tacos with sass, meredith and chokey chicken
    1/17 longest day of the year: oscar nominations, chilling at the american apparel hq
    1/18 diane von furstenberg commented on my insta, nbd
    1/19 took a long walk up a short mountain
    1/20 ate noodles with a chinese girl and the guy who takes sexy pics for a sexy company
    1/21 michelle obama proving that she has the best hops of any first lady
    1/22 the tony pierce story
    1/23 kennedy and welch’s tv show’s hate mail read by their HR guy
    1/24 bad news: the terrible feelings ive felt all week were kidney stones.
    1/25 selfie after they said i could go home from the hospital
    1/27 selfie with kim kardashian’s mom. nbd.
    1/30 started driving for uber