Questions not usually asked
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
im bald, remember? (of course)
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
depends on how long ago the maid came
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
no. it hurts the rainforest.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
not any more. we live in a paperless society
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
bees. cuz they die when they bite you/
8:Do you have freckles?
im black and not a former Boston Celtic!
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
people who dont turn right on a red light when it’s clear
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
of course not!
14:Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
dont do drugs
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
dont do hard drugs
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
zero people. kittens: two.
17:What size is your bed?
18:What is your Song of the week?
the taylor swift song where shes admitting shes cray
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
yes, but it’s a tricky maneuver
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
the simpsons forever
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
Blues Brothers 2000
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
in an old folks home
23:What do you drink with dinner?
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:What is your favorite food?
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
the blues brothers, moonrise kingdom, kill bill 2, pee wee’s big adventure