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  1. Friday, February 10, 2017

    today i tried some slow cooking 

    i bought a whole chicken

    some baby carrots, celery, potatoes, peas, everything you need.

    i put it in the pot.

    jeanine had left behind some slo cook junk-in-a-bag

    poured that in.

    all night i stirred and tasted it.

    it needed salt. so much salt.

    was thinking about putting some bacon in there. but i eat so much bacon anyways.

    this morning i woke up and voila

    it had turned into cupcakes.

    chewy, delicious, rocky road cupcakes.

    i fucking love them.

    long live cooking.

    now i see what all the fuss is about.

    my only problem is i didnt have any real containers to put them in because i had made soooooo many.

    so i got a garbage bag and dumped them in there.

    and now i have two bags full.

    i will go to this spot under the freeway where the homeless are.

    i will hand them to the poor.

    as we all should.

    and i will share.

    thanks cooking!