what if you had your little raft

and you successfully ran away from home

you and your bff Jim

and while others were getting stuck in the weeds

or eaten by alligators,

you got the mellow streams and the gorgeous vistas

and you think river rafting running awaying

is a super cool chill ride.

when later someone says, dude i couldnt even get an oar in without some freaky prehistoric beast eating it

can you really give that person advice?

yes.

you can say go down this route.

do this one thing.

try these metal oars.

but when you say it you should say it nice because gators can freak some people out pretty damn bad.

dropped off my computer at this joint on Hollywood that says they can transfer my old hard drive to a portable drive

and its been there two weeks now and they called me to give me an update on it

and im thinking to myself how hard is it to get Stuff A over to Place B

but then i think about huck finn and jim

and those swirly dark shadows on the side of the river

 

and maybe life isnt as easy for some as it might as have been with you.

so be cool.

there was a time i wanted to have ten kids

jim mcmahon

then i wanted ten corvettes

then i wanted ten wives

now i just want ten sunglasses, because i always lose mine.

i had a box of twenty sunglasses a few years ago and i finally ran through all of them.

no matter whats going on in your life you always look cooler in sunglasses

and a bears jersey, even if youre playing for the packers

chilling with bubba in the oval

and in the rose garden

with the packrrrs

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