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  1. Sunday, April 19, 2020

    how i procrastinate, even on sundays when i should be resting? 

    let me count the ways:

    i read facebook, twitter, instagram

    i think of good things to post on facebook, twitter and instagram.

    when i run out of those things i think about blogging.

    today i need to transcribe an interview, an hour long whopper where every question and answer was perfect because the subject is a veteran journalist and im a long time wanna be.

    i want it to be good and tomorrow im gonna be super busy because it’s 4/20 and i have to write the news, be part of a Zoom meeting, and hopefully write the story that im gonna be transcribing all night.

    then i have to socialize the news and the 4/20 story

    then i have to take the pretty girl to the pharmacy to get her insulin and then i have to go to the Valley because

    Ginos East, my favorite pizza place, is making pizzas for $4.20.

    its all a trick, you gotta buy a big one for regular price to get the little cheese one for $4.20

    so i was thinking about buying the pizza for some nurses and eating the cheese myself.

    thats something my momma taught me to do way back during the pandemic of 1918

    which for some reason trump thinks happened in 1917.

    maybe because that movie was so good.

    as are you.

    as is this weather.

    as is the chicago bulls documentary which has me motivated to be the best i can be.

  2. Friday, December 11, 2015
  3. Monday, May 13, 2013

    today is Dennis Rodman’s birthday, he’s 52 

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    even though the Jordan-era Bulls were one of the most successful and winningest teams

    MJ was a total dick. and still is. Scottie Pippen was boring as all hell.

    But the one guy who was actually hella cool on the court and off, was #91 on his jersey but #1 in our hearts: The Worm.

    you didnt know if he was gonna pull down 10 boards or 30. but he hustled harder than everyone.

    Rodman was the only man that Madonna wanted babies from and was denied

    and recently he became the only American who could talk some sense into that dude from North Korea

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    this weekend Rodman, who lives in the OC bum rushed the littlest Kardashian’s autograph sesh

    cuz why not.

    when you’ve delivered the greatest NBA Hall of Fame acceptance speech ever

    you can do whatever you damn well please.

    forever.

    5× NBA champion (1989–1990, 1996–1998)
    2× NBA Defensive Player of the Year (1990–1991)
    2× NBA All-Star (1990, 1992)
    7× All-Defensive First Team (1989–1993, 1995–1996)
    7× NBA rebounding champion (1992–1998)
    2x Wrote a book that I read all the way through “Bad As I Wanna Be” “I Should Be Dead By Now”