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  1. Friday, December 11, 2015
  2. Monday, May 13, 2013

    today is Dennis Rodman’s birthday, he’s 52 


    even though the Jordan-era Bulls were one of the most successful and winningest teams

    MJ was a total dick. and still is. Scottie Pippen was boring as all hell.

    But the one guy who was actually hella cool on the court and off, was #91 on his jersey but #1 in our hearts: The Worm.

    you didnt know if he was gonna pull down 10 boards or 30. but he hustled harder than everyone.

    Rodman was the only man that Madonna wanted babies from and was denied

    and recently he became the only American who could talk some sense into that dude from North Korea


    this weekend Rodman, who lives in the OC bum rushed the littlest Kardashian’s autograph sesh

    cuz why not.

    when you’ve delivered the greatest NBA Hall of Fame acceptance speech ever

    you can do whatever you damn well please.


    5× NBA champion (1989–1990, 1996–1998)
    2× NBA Defensive Player of the Year (1990–1991)
    2× NBA All-Star (1990, 1992)
    7× All-Defensive First Team (1989–1993, 1995–1996)
    7× NBA rebounding champion (1992–1998)
    2x Wrote a book that I read all the way through “Bad As I Wanna Be” “I Should Be Dead By Now”