every day we wake up and
hasn’t blown this whole galaxy up in flames
is a blessed day.
had a terrible toothache yesterday.
it had been lingering for the last few days.
still i can feel it but its better.
had to go to the dentist yesterday after lunch.
cute babe in the waiting room was flipping through a marijuana magazine.
i was all, they subscribe to this here now?
she said it’s mine and winked.
i asked whats your favorite strain
she goes, oh i don’t smoke, i just like to read about it and look at the pictures.
in LA you never know if theres a hidden camera somewhere, especially in waiting rooms.
so i picked up the sports illustrated.
she asked, do you have a favorite strain?
i said the Princess Sleia, unless im trying to go to sleep and then its the Bitch McConnell.
got in the dentist chair, dentist poked around a little, his assistant got the machine that pumps out
they ozoned my tooth, prodded, scraped, x rayed, and visualized it
they gave me a nice pokin stick, some oil, and a plastic syringe to shoot salt water at it.
and sent me on my way.
total charge $13 because insurance doesnt pay for ozone for some reason.