keira-anne writes: What the heck? You were holding out on me. I had no idea there was a Dodgers Mickey at Dodger Stadium!
there isnt. and there never was. it was all trick photography.
but there once was…
in the year 2010 major league baseball’s all star game was played in anaheim stadium, which is a few miles away from a certain Land.
circling the stadium were Mickey Mouses painted in the colors and logos of all of the teams.
vandals destroyed all but two of them: everyone’s favorites, the Cubs and
the extremely suspicious Dodgers.
the Cubs donated theirs to a Chicago-area children’s hospital
and the Dodgers tucked theirs away in the basement of the Alamo.
weirdly, the basement of the Alamo has a Higgs-Bottom escalator that runs directly into the basement of Dodger Stadium
and the other night after the Guns n Roses show, my buddy Chris and I were roaming around the basement of Dodger Stadium and remembered about this superfast escalator to Texas and seeked it out.
sure enough, right behind a door that said Next Week’s Dodger Dogs was a hole with a ladder that brought us to the Higgs Bottom transporter and in less than 10 seconds we were in the basement of the Alamo.
Chris brought a beer with him to see the effects of beer after particle transfer travel: it turns flat, but gets colder
after rummaging around the Alamo we took a picture of the birthday boy, took a picture of where Ozzy peed on the Alamo (not pictured), took a picture of where Pee Wee took a tour of the Alamo, and then we zipped back to Cali.
heres what i can tell you. youd think the Alamo would be cooler. also, youd think a Dodgers Mickey Mouse would be displayed like all the time.
are the Dodgers and the Mouse mad at each other for some reason?
do kids just lose their damn minds when theres a Mickey Mouse statue right in front of their eyes?
is the Dodger Mickey Mouse super bad luck and thats why they shipped it to Texas in the middle of the night?
none of these questions will ever be answered, sadly. but the next time youre in San Antonio, you’ll know how to get to LA in seconds.