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  1. Monday, February 18, 2013
  2. Wednesday, November 14, 2012

    they are letting people take the car pool lane if they are driving alone 

    pittsburgh

    if you wanna take it, you put a little transponder in your car

    and drive in the lane, and theres an electric sign that tells you how much it will cost

    the sign changes based on traffic which is sorta douchey but whatevs

    cuz last night i needed to get from downtown to watts

    and i was late.

    the sign said it was gonna cost $2.80

    and i was all, works for me

    and no one i mean no one was in the carpool lanes

    and everyone was jammed in the non carpool lanes

    and it was the best $2.80 ive ever spent

    and now i love you los angeles freeways

    i mean payways

    so much

  3. Tuesday, February 22, 2011

    lets talk about the craziest thing i did this weekend 

    at the cosmopolitan

    ciao

    tony here.

    back from the valley of the dead.

    right up the charts and straight to yr heart.

    even though im fairly sure i had a great time, i have zero recollection of what went down.

    i do have photographs, but most of them are blurry and the other ones barely make sense. but i do remember one thing that happened. and its omg True.

    the reason i remember it so clearly is because it happened monday evening. yes, less than 12 hours ago.

    it could be the craziest thing ive done all year, and friends, ive done some interesting things this year, trust me.

    the craziest thing i did this weekend was drink a mini bottle of 5 hour energy and then got behind the wheel with a can of Coke.

    i have no idea whats in 5 hour energy. does anyone, really?

    all i did know was i needed about 5 hours of energy and every respectable liquor store in barstow had rows and rows of the stuff.

    so i bought it, drank it, and got back on the road.

    two of the coolest girls you’ll meet were in the car and it was my duty to get them home safe, for i doubt they had 5 hours of energy left in them neither.

    then the craziest thing happened. in minutes i had 5 hours of energy.

    one reason i love the new car is when i need it to respond, it does.

    where ya wanna go tone? in front of everyone this second? k.

    here it is 240am and im dancing in my bedroom.

    second craziest thing of the last 12 hours.

    i love you all and wish you the best on your travels thru this thing prince calls life.