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  1. Friday, September 6, 2013

    greatest thing you’ll buy all day 

    honest solomon

    many of you have email addresses.

    some of you have weirdass email addresses like cpgr45_emailbox1@crazy-company.net that are hard to say at a bar

    some of you have AOL addresses you’re mildly ashamed of.

    some of the people you write have crazy addresses that you either hate or can never remember.

    some of you just love the busblog, tonypierce, or the mysterious world of the xbi.

    after much debate, it can now be announced, that you can now have the personalized email address of your dreams

    for just $20 you can now get an email address that will redirect to your actual email mail box

    smpalmyour choices of email address(es)

    thebusblog.com

    thexbi.com

    tonypierce.com

    and for you canadians

    thepoutinemachine.com

    One of the best features of these email addresses redirects is you can get for your friend(s).

    Say your grandmother has a super long email address that you never get right.

    get granny@thexbi.com and you’ll always be able to remember it.

    let’s say you like to sign up for things but you don’t want to give away who you are because your name is in your email address

    get topsecret@thebusblog.com and no one will know it’s you, Mr. Snowden

    or maybe you want your name on your email address to impress the ladies, then you can get

    bob@thepoutinemachine.com

    no, i wont be able to read your email, it’s just a redirect

    yes you can tell your friends about it

    no, you dont need to fret if your real email address mailbox changes, just write me at tony@tonypierce.com and i will change it

    two changes allowed a year.

    yes the email addresses expire after a year, after that you can renew them

    but the first 1,000 will last for four (4) years at no extra charge.

    because i love you.

    heres how to order

    1. send $20 per email address

    2. in the note section tell me the address you would like and also the real email (like the Gmail address) you want the mail to get sent to

    3. smile, 20% of all profits go to charity


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