Monday, March 27, 2017
Friday, February 12, 2016
in fact i turned 21 in florence, italy.
but before i made it there i traveled from London to Paris to Switzerland back to Paris then to Munich then Denmark and then Sweden.
in Sweden i met a bunch of 20-somethings who hosted my stay
and they reminded me of a lot of my friends who i grew up with in Illinois.
one guy in Sweden, the class clown, sorta, showed me his key chain
it only had three “keys” on it.
he told me, in broken English,
“this one is my house key, this one is my car key”
and then he held the bottle opener and said,
“and this, this is the Key of Life”
the other day while i was at the Apple Store, i realized that i too have simplified my key situation to his.
wherever you are, Hans, here’s looking at you.
Thursday, August 29, 2013
apparently in the tiny island of Malta the roads are as narrow as the minds of some americans
in this video, shot by some visiting Brits, a Maltese driver refuses to back down to a US driver
who sounds and acts a lot like formers Steelers head coach Bill Cower.
unfortunately he is a US Embassy worker. whoops.
so enraged was this man that he didn’t realize that his enemy’s back window was rolled down for a good two minutes
road rage is a serious thing, america.
here in the mean streets of LA we learn to check ourselves because the gentleman in the other car
just might be having a bad day and will be forced to use his AK.
Monday, July 23, 2012
maybe to your grandkids, only.
when youre camping. and theyve had too many s’mores.
i told an old story today at the whole foods
in the sushi aisle and it didnt go over that well.
little know fact: i review all the jokes i told all day
when i jog at night around hollywood blvd.
my brain just has nothing better to do no matter what
is blaring through my ipod.
people dont realize it but i think about radio all the time.
i pay for it. how many people pay for it.
i pay for the newspaper and radio.
am i 100 and 25?
radio has it all. who we kidding
and the newspaper, how can you not wanna know things
let alone, everything?
this girl got up leaving her friend behind at the table
what was i gonna do, just sit there?
if you read the paper every day, every page
you have nothing to fear when you meet a brazilian girl
just let your eyebrows talk.
thats my tip of the day.