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  1. Friday, February 18, 2011

    i love you but i need a vacation 

    near a tv that doesnt work any more

    luckily for me i have a good friend in from out of town who needs a place to crash

    and it looks like rain, which is perfect cuz he can replace the buckets where the leaks drop.

    where am i going? vegas. who am i going with? nunyabusiness.

    will i be taking hella pictures? but of course.

    do i use any of those electronics in the photo? no. and both vcrs eat tapes.

    am i a failure in life? pretty much, yep.

    heres what ive learned from video games: everything ends in failure and death.

    is that anyway to talk before a long trip on wet roads?

    ive always loved you.