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  1. Tuesday, January 29, 2013

    after midnight on a school night 


    she was all we should start
    a journalism school.

    I was like oh god no
    I have too many other things to start

    she said like what.

    I said omg:
    unlicensed Internet shrink
    Imma Killya Soul Food Drive Thru
    worlds greatest music blog
    the xbi movie of the week
    flash mob instant cash lottery
    church of rock
    ex con car wash
    Bacon World of Bacon
    omg records
    Tony’s Donuts
    breakfast sold all day
    But My Kid Speaks French

    she said well add j school to that list because I’ve got an idea