bree and i figured out the best way to give people uncomfortable messages

porn!

ok, say you wanna tell someone youre just not into them any more

or that you cant go to their party

or that you made out with their sister

or that you dont want them to be in your band any more:

you send them a really beautiful but omg so nswf email

and underneath the photo it says “sorry romeo, bree isn’t into it. but the good news, heres some porn.”

once it takes off dudes can just see each other in the hallway at work and be all

why so glum, chad?

and bro will go, dude i got some porn just now.

and his buddy will understand immediately and be like, im so sorry, lets have beers after work.

you’re welcome.