i wanna be softer, fatter, balder, older
i wanna be less interesting, less controversial, more predictable, completely unlickable
i want it to come out like coldplay
i wanna mend your heart like drake
everything i do i want it to be fake.
when we fight i want it to be consistant, predictable, and always end the same way
i want us to embrace the misery.
i wanna have 55 kids all named tom brady
i want several underwater condos, all on the same block
each very far from you
i wanna turn the good into blue
and the blue into baby blue
i hope blogging becomes outlawed and poetry makes a comeback
i hope rick dees and ryan seacrest get stars on hollywood blvd and our taxes are doubled.
all of this i want because im so bored with life
too bad nothing rhymes with life
