i have a long list of people i want to meet if i am fortunate enough to be invited to Heaven
cobain, hendrix, elvis, belushi
but i cant wait to ask Joseph, were you freaking out? you literally had one job and you sorta blew it.
you knew for a long while that your virgin wife was pregnant with the Son of God and in the eighth or ninth month you decide to journey to little ass Bethlehem to sign the census or pay taxes or something
even though the Son of God could probably solve whatever weird paperwork problem it would have caused if you had stayed
in Nazareth, but instead you wander, get to Bethlehem and cannot get a room to rent
even though your people are from there, dating all the way back to David
but theres no one around for a nice pregnant lady and her man?
and you can’t get a hotel motel or holiday inn to squeeze you in?
that pressure must have been incredible.
and what do you do when you say to yourself, ok, cool, mary, heres what we’re gonna do, you chill here next to this donkey and im gonna clean out this little shit shack here
and like animals we’re gonna do this right here under the stars
like was it that spiritual? or was it survival? was it her idea? was it that holy spirit that whispered in your ear at the beginning of all of this when you were gonna bail on her because you thought she had cheated on you?
who made it ok to deliver God
in the poop and piss mud of the stables – and then placed in the manger
manger, being of course the trough where the food is held so the animals can eat it. and what was the food for animals back then? all the left over grain and guts and god knows what
was that cool with you? did you feel like a loser? if i was a hippie would i feel different?
and it was cold. Israel ain’t Maui. It’s cold in the winter.
you must have huddled baby Jesus tight when you two and the donkey delivered Him into the world and slept through the night.
did you sleep? did the wise men wake you? could you sleep? that was Jesus. did you realize what you had there? was it obvious?
so many questions about what happened on this night, 2,018 years ago.
zero that have to do with Santa.