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  1. Wednesday, March 13, 2013

    whoops, like Taylor Swift’s fan mail, these questions were found mixed with junk mail 

    taylor swiftDouglas Arellanes asks, Aside from saving ex-XBI agents, what kind of business would you like to start?

    i have a million ideas that i aint even rocked yet. some money making, some just good for the world. some just downright disturbing. the business i would like is for people to come to my office, tell me the things they are interested in doing, and either i show them how to improve on it or i give them a better idea entirely. id also like to open a compliment center, where people bring in a box of their stuff or a big purse and hand over $10 and one of my employees showers them with compliments for a good five minutes.

    Rebecca asks, What do you do with the pieces of a broken heart? And if life is really as short as they say, then why are the nights so long? And what’s so bad about a Taurus dating a Gemini, anyway?

    They say that the body part that heals the quickest is the tongue. That could be the case since it’s always in use. But the heart is also always in use, in any way you want it to be used. Of course it hurts when it breaks, as it should, but that’s all part of this rollercoaster called life and it shouldnt be avoided, resisted, or feared while in search for Greatness. Tauruses shouldnt date Geminis because Geminis are fearless when it comes to that quest whereas Tauruses will settle for mediocrity as long as it’s safe. Geminis couldnt care less about safety and in many cases consider it dull.

    Look at these famous Geminis: Tupac, Kanye, Johnny Depp, Marilyn Monroe, Angelina Jolie, Ice Cube, Biggie, JFK. Do any of those people sound like people who would sell out on their big time dreams for the same old same old? We got to the moon because a Gemini was creative, courageous, and then did what it took to get it done. If you really think that you’re the special kind of Taurus who will go all-in on You, and not like most of them who will hedge bets, then fine, keep chasing that Gemini, but realize you might be their anchor as opposed to the wind beneath their twins.

    There are many signs who appreciate your middle of the road ways. But not air signs. They think in the fourth dimension, including in matters of love.

    Bigg Mike asks What would you do if an asteroid were scheduled to destroy the Earth next week?

    Tivo it and hope i get to watch it in Heaven.

    Monkey asks, What does it mean when a boy kisses you on the back of the side of your neck when you’re hugging goodbye?

    It means you should tell him to bite you there next time.

  2. Saturday, May 26, 2012

    memorial day weekend over the last 10 years on the busblog 

    sedona
    2011, sedona with the truest

    karisa and alissa
    2010, luxor


    2009, beasties throw down with the roots


    2008, exclusive interview with the new canadian blogger named sass

    laist bbq
    2007, LAist bbq

    ice cream man at coachella
    2006, fired from buzznet

    abe lincoln vs kanye
    2005, interviewed by Blogebrity


    2004, interviewed by the new york times about blogging, i find issues with it

    palm trees
    2003, weekend photo essay

    jedi
    2002, got stung by a bee, said something punny

  3. Thursday, April 5, 2012

    new kanye 

    lies

    from “mercy

    Most rappers taste level ain’t at my waist level
    Turn up the bass ’til it’s up-in-your-face level
    Don’t do no press but I get the most press, kid
    Plus my {girl}, make your {girl} look like Precious

  4. Sunday, May 8, 2011

    the mother of all posts about mother videos (not really) 

    Danzig “Mother”

    I still have no idea what this is about and the video only confuses the issue.

    Glenn Danzig has always been a fascinating character, but here we are supposed to believe that besides being seriously into body building and creative uses for neck hair, he’s also a voodoo practitioner? And this has to do with someone’s hot mom because of why?

    Fountains of Wayne “Stacy’s Mom”

    I have a very good idea what this is about and when you watch the video now some 8 years after it was released it’s impressive that i dont remember any public outcry as to how suggestive the images and concepts are swirling around two tweens.

    hats off to rachel hunter who had no problem in the role of the scantily clad milf, and kudos to FOW for not only putting out the best Cars tune since “Drive” but for putting out one of the best pop singles of the Aughts.

    little known fact: stacy’s mom was grammy nominated for best pop song by a duo and group. it lost to No Doubt’s dancehall infused “Underneath it All” sung by another mom who has it going on.

    Pink Floyd “Mother”

    in high school id listen to this album over and over. focusing on only a handful of songs, this one was one of those favorites.

    not only was it the first time in the rock opera where we hear the protagonist discuss building a wall, but we start to see how complex his troubles are, beginning with, ironically, his co-dependent relationship with his mother which will lead to his poisonous relationships with women later (“dirty women” “one of my turns”).

    it made me happy that my relationship with my mom (pictured, below) was nothing like that.

    if anything it was closer to like Kanye West’s “Hey Mama”

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