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  1. Sunday, November 13, 2016

    are we all gonna die? 

    rihannayes.

    i would make the worst dad.

    is russia gonna invade us?

    probs.

    is china gonna help them?

    if they were smart.

    is china smart?

    not with all that fucking pollution theyre not.

    is the world going to speed up global warming with a republican president and a republican congress and republican governors pretty much everywhere?

    we would only be so lucky if the icebergs all melted and flooded florida instead of dealing with the nuclear winter we are gonna have once all the bombs are accidentally and then on purposelly fired off at iran and korea and milwaukee and paris.

    is mike pence secretly gay?

    no, he’s just an asshole. gay people have style.

    is rihanna a slut?

    we really cant go around saying that women have the right to do with their bodies what they want and then run around even allowing that word to even exist.

    what word?

    good boy.

  2. Friday, September 9, 2016
  3. Friday, October 31, 2014
  4. Tuesday, July 1, 2014
  5. Wednesday, June 18, 2014
  6. Friday, August 9, 2013

    fine, i’ll have kids 

    and a pool

    and i’ll let them roughhouse and run around it.

    after you watch this once, watch it again keeping your eye on the skateboarder

    (try to ignore his speedo)

  7. Friday, June 7, 2013
  8. Wednesday, March 6, 2013
  9. Monday, January 28, 2013
  10. Sunday, December 23, 2012