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  1. Tuesday, August 7, 2018
  2. Thursday, July 26, 2018

    things i used to want, ranked 

    1. an actual satellite dish

    2. to be the manager of the Cubs

    3. 12 kids

    4. three wives

    5. an ’82 Corvette

    6. to read a book a month

    7. to be a preacher

    8. to be in the air force

    9. for everyone to love me

    10. a boat

    11. a fridge in the garage

    12. shelves that line my ceiling so i can put all my books

    13. a Harvard degree

    14. 5 acres on the Umpqua River

    15. to win the lottery yesterday

    16. to run MTV

    17. to get an A in any of my college classes at UCSB

    18. to be mayor of Isla Vista

    19. to meet Angus Young

    20. a farm

    21. a fine collection of toupees

    22. for people to understand each other completely

  3. Sunday, December 17, 2017

    kurt cobain liked lists, so here are my favorite films by year 

    1925 Seven Chances
    1926 The General
    1927 Metropolis
    1928 Steamboat Bill, Jr.
    1929 The Taming of the Shrew
    1930 The Blue Angel
    1931 M
    1932 Freaks
    1933 Duck Soup
    1934 It Happened One Night
    1935 A Night at the Opera
    1936 Modern Times
    1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
    1938 Room Service
    1939 The Wizard of Oz
    1940 His Girl Friday
    1941 Citizen Kane
    1942 Casablanca
    1943 Stormy Weather
    1944 Double Indemnity
    1945 Spellbound
    1946 It’s a Wonderful Life
    1947 Miracle on 34th Street
    1948 Oliver Twist
    1949 The Third Man
    1950 Sunset Boulevard
    1951 The African Queen
    1952 Singin’ In The Rain
    1953 Roman Holiday
    1954 Rear Window
    1955 To Catch a Thief
    1956 The Ten Commandments
    1957 Throne of Blood
    1958 Vertigo
    1959 Some Like It Hot
    1960 The Apartment
    1961 Breakfast at Tiffany’s
    1962 The Miracle Worker
    1963 The Birds
    1964 Marriage Italian Style
    1965 The Sound of Music
    1966 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
    1967 Belle de Jour
    1968 2001: A Space Odyssey
    1969 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
    1970 Two Mules for Sister Sara
    1971 A Clockwork Orange
    1972 The Godfather
    1973 Enter The Dragon
    1974 Young Frankenstein
    1975 Dog Day Afternoon
    1976 The Bad News Bears
    1977 Star Wars
    1978 Animal House
    1979 The Jerk
    1980 The Blues Brothers
    1981 Stripes
    1982 Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    1983 Scarface
    1984 This is Spinal Tap
    1985 The Breakfast Club
    1986 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
    1987 Evil Dead II
    1988 Coming To America
    1989 Do the Right Thing
    1990 Goodfellas
    1991 Cape Fear
    1992 The Player
    1993 Jurrasic Park
    1994 Pulp Fiction
    1995 Empire Records
    1996 Happy Gilmore
    1997 Gummo
    1998 The Truman Show
    1999 Being John Malkovich
    2000 Bring It On
    2001 Moulin Rouge!
    2002 8 Mile
    2003 Old School
    2004 Kill Bill: Volume 2
    2005 The 40 Year-Old Virgin
    2006 Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
    2007 Superbad
    2008 The Dark Knight
    2009 Fantastic Mr. Fox
    2010 Scott Pilgrim vs The World
    2011 The Artist
    2012 Moonrise Kingdom
    2013 Spring Breakers
    2014 The Lego Movie
    2015 Mad Max: Fury Road
    2016 Rogue One
    2017 The Last Jedi
  4. Friday, August 11, 2017

    the older i get the more i want to direct a movie 

    things people should do before they die

    1. see a Tom Waits concert
    2. fly a helicopter
    3. attend the world series
    4. swim in both the pacific and the atlantic
    5. experience an earthquake
    6. write a book
    7. direct a movie
    8. have a spiritual breakthrough
    9. experience poverty
    10. spin records on FM radio within Safe Harbor
    11. starve for 30 hours
    12. spend the night outside waiting in line for something
    13. visit Sweden
    14. dine in Lyon
    15. sit in the bleachers of Wrigley Field
    16. spend the night in Sedona
    17. pray in Jerusalem
  5. Wednesday, January 11, 2017

    popular things i’ve never understood 

    rooting for the yankees

    peeing fetishes

    foot fetishes

    electronic dance music

    modern day conservatism

    incest porn

    lack of outrage over priests fucking boys

    coldplay

    ryan seacrest

    the designated hitter

    clothes shopping

    not wearing condoms

    call of duty

    smoking cigarettes

    ass play

    black socks

    cucumbers

    guns

    san diego

    super bad drivers

    not washing your hands after using a public rest room

    law & order

    marrying for money

    strawberries

    root beer

    bondage

  6. Wednesday, December 28, 2016

    my computer has been broken for the last 2.5 days 

     

    i watched a lot of tv,

    gave the car dealership way too much money

    did my dishes

    cooked an amazing fish dinner

    saw half of the Magnificent Seven

    binged watched almost all of Catastrophe.

    joined a gang,

    got kicked out of a gang.

    watched two old episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm

    ate four Jack in the Box tacos (possible reason i was kicked out of said gang)

    ordered things from ebay on my omg phone.

    did a good deed for someone last night.

    and then went to the 99 cents store and got cereal and milk.

    and limes.

    i needed some rinds.

  7. Sunday, December 14, 2014

    theres so much i havent done in my life 

    terry and juliette

    ive never gotten a tattoo

    ive never put my thumb in a girls mouth and taken a picture

    while someone else was taking a picture of me.

    ive never been to catalina.

    ive never been to greece.

    <s>ive never kissed a girl and then her sister.</s>

    ive never written a screenplay.

    ive never been to yankee stadium.

    ive never been in the white house.

    ive never been to the super bowl or the grammys.

    ive never been to any of the halls of fame.

    ive never kissed a girl on a gondola in florence.

    ive never been to the watts tower.

    ive never been to the world series.

    i have no stories to tell.

  8. Monday, June 23, 2014

    of course this jinxes everything, but 

    tom morello and ernie banksi will never wear anything under a baseball jersey except a heavy metal concert tee.

    i will never trade arms for hostages.

    i will never give any solicitor money while im dining out at a restaurant.

    i will never read 95% of the books in my house.

    i will never eat 50% of the food in my freezer.

    i will never donate my amazing tshirt collection to the poor even though i love giving things to the poor.

    i will never spend more than $20 on shorts, $25 on a shirt, or $30 on pants even though i would wear them forever.

    i will never trust one two three four five people ever again.

    i will never go to a Cris Angel show again

    i will never jaywalk across sunset again on cinco de mayo.

    i will never believe that music without guitars can hold a candle to music with guitars.

    with that said, i will never stop being amazed by art tatum, the hendrix of jazz piano.

    i will never again ask a woman working at a fast food restaurant how many months along is she.

    i will never buy a washer dryer for this apartment but i still look at the ads in the paper all the time.

    i will never own a gun.

    i will never go mountain climbing.

    i will never stop drinking coca cola no matter how many kidney stones it creates.

    i will never take down my bedroom Christmas lights.

    i will never stop writing on the world famous busblog.

  9. Sunday, November 24, 2013

    when the bears lose all i wanna do is play piano and make lists 

    billy corgan at the piano in his house in chicago

    the other day katie made a list of her favorite concerts of her 20s

    and as i was thinking what mine were i realized that so many of my faves were before i was 21

    so heres my top 20 before 21:

    jackson 5, their last tour as kids, circle square theatre

    ac/dc back in black tour, rosemont horizon

    the police synchronicity tour, rosemont horizon

    motley crue, shout at the devil tour, aragon ballroom

    scorpions, love at first sting tour, rosemont

    billy idol, rebel yell tour, poplar creek

    springsteen born in the usa tour (sports arena, la coliseum)

    randy newman / richard thompson, new years eve 1985, wiltern

    fIREHOSE – santa monica college

    beastie boys, licensed to ill, hollywood palladium

    elvis costello – king of america, blood n chocolate 5 night run at the wiltern

    iron maiden live after death tour, long beach arena – SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH

    beasties / run dmc, together forever at the greek

    the replacements let it be tour at palladinos

    the replacements tim tour at the roxy

    u2 unforgettable fire tour at the sports arena

    lone justice, bogarts

    the balancing act, the anti club

    peter case and victoria williams, in their back yard

    forget college funds, parents should start rock show funds for their babies.

  10. Wednesday, May 22, 2013

    instalist 

    questions1. many
    2. i’m responsible for errything in my life
    3. constantly
    4. luckily
    5. coke adds life
    6. duh
    7. fortunately
    8. euphoria spills from many vessels
    9. ive had a few and rocked them all
    10. deeply
    11. in the movies, forgot which one maybe Gatsby
    12. black
    13. average
    14. 10/22/08
    15. black
    16. white
    17. anything with soul
    18. the busblog
    19. kiss
    20. dumbass
    21. for those about to rock
    22. tsar
    23. once or twice
    24. not going to prague with the nexus
    25. movie
    26. game of thrones
    27. there have been a few
    28. juggling
    29. Jesus
    30. blogging
    31. duh.
    32. okay shouldnt be a goal