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who knows who cares but it’s glorious

and I couldn’t agree more

but it was even more pathetic than you think

she lived on one side of hollywood and i live on the other.

she would get super frustrated by how long it would take to get to my house

so when this couple (where the lady lives in Santa Monica, and the dude lives in Silver Lake)

say they only see each other on the weekends…

Continue reading “i once had a girlfriend break up with me because we lived too far away”

i love you so

Remember in grade school on Valentines Day there would be little lunch bags in the back of the room with everyone’s names on them?

You’d decorate your little lunch bag and put the extra attention on making your name look cool

Throughout the day the kids would drop in their little cute Valentines in everyone’s little bag. And at the end of the day you’d collect your bag and read them all and be so happy to see all the different styles and cards.

Why isn’t there an app for that now?

Shouldn’t Facebook make a feature that does this?

Shouldn’t there be a huge secondary market where you can buy a Tiffany baby blue valentine for $2?

You don’t think a million people would buy that valentine?

You don’t think Facebook is interested in a third of that money?

Then why haven’t they thought of it?

To me the secret is in the lunch bag. Everyone’s loving these iMadeFace app this week, that same technology could be used to customize VDay bags.

And yes maybe if you wanted a unique bit of flair on your bag, that’ll cost a buck or two and omg maybe you can even give to charity thru certain accoutrements including some only available if you give over $100.

it’d be a valentines day massacre of good.

yr welcome

but seriously, women dont want men who cry

lets be real.

they may want us to be in tune with our emotions

and capable of being more than orgasmic, pissed, or hurt

but do you really want us tearing up

misting up

choking up

and downright crying with the frequency of a woman?

something tells me the answer is

hell to the no.

we’re here to be strong,

we’re here to provide and protect

and to look sexy in a speedo.

got it.

will never end

Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio.

“To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 42 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I’ve ever written.

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short – enjoy it..

4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don’t have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself.

7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.

8. Save for retirement starting with your first pay check.

9. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

10. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

11. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.

12. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

13. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it…

14 Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

15. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways.

16. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.

17. It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.

18. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.

19. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

20. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

21. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.

22. The most important sex organ is the brain.

23. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

24. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’

25. Always choose life.

26. Forgive but don’t forget.

27. What other people think of you is none of your business.

28. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

30. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does..

31. Believe in miracles.

32. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

33. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.

34. Your children get only one childhood.

35. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

36. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

37. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

38. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have not what you need.

39. The best is yet to come…

40. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

41. Yield.

42. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.”

even if i was locked up id still find a way to have fun

i do.

keep fighting.

keep working.

keep studying.

keep rocking.

not every step on the journey is going to be deeply fulfilling.

not every morning is going to bring enlightenment.

not every page you turn in the book of life is going to give you something to highlight.

but strangely, sometimes, when you look back from afar,

you’ll be all,

how on earth did i pull that off?

you can pull it off.

and thats why we all <3 you