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  1. Monday, November 7, 2016

    just realized weed might become legal tomorrow 

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    and unlike a certain baseball team, these people did it super quiet like

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    it might just sneak in there when no one is looking. i mean i saw some pretty whiny complaints in some letters in the LA Times but thats about it.

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    tomorrow at this time you might be reading on here that Cali did it. a little late, but still. did it.

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    any other year i might be nervous about what will go down tomorrow.

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    but this year i know the Good Lord is looking down on us and He’s ready too.

  2. Sunday, January 19, 2014
  3. Friday, July 26, 2013

    this is an ad i never thought id see in my lifetime 

    apparently this weekend NASCAR is gonna have a a few big races and hundreds of thousands of the attendees may see this inexpensive but funny ad for weed.

    i question a few things in the claims it makes. specifically the fat dude’s belly and the skinny woman’s.

    from what i’ve read in the newspapers is weed gives you the munchies.

    in fact some people i’ve talked to here in LA were prescribed medical marijuana cards so the mysterious plant could help stimulate their appetite.

    cigarrettes are good for you says chesterfieldin fact some people i’ve talked to here in LA were prescribed medical marijuana cards so the mysterious plant could help stimulate their appetite.

    while its true that the herb doesnt have nearly as many calories, per se, as compared to booze, its effects have a, uh, high probability of inducing caloric intake.

    that is both a benefit and a feature for some. but something that should be warned about for others.

    if the people behind this advertisement want to be taken seriously, they should avoid the embarrassing path that Big Tobacco took when they said ridiculous things like cigarettes were good for you.

    mary jane will make you thin is just as insane.

    here’s another thing i would do if i was the weed lobby wanting to be taken seriously: i would make the next commercial in a serious manner. i would put the Church in it.

    flip open your bibles to page 2.

    Genesis:1 29-31 And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit. You shall have them for food. 30 And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and to everything that creeps on the earth, everything that has the breath of life, I have given every green plant for food.” And it was so. 31 And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.

    It was so good he took the next day off. And he said that was good too.

    If I was the weed lobby I would ask the Catholic Church and all the other bible reading churches where does God say in the bible that he has an exception to the all the green plants are here for you goodness?

    I would ask them, where in the bible does God say that plant I made that makes you laugh and eat tacos was a mistake. Takebacks!

    if part of this relatively recent (historically) stigma onto cannabis is due to some moral mumbojumbo why not just talk to the moral majority itself?

    hard for me to believe that the branch of government so uniquely tied to wine would be so morally against weed when in page two of their most holy text their Creator gave it the seal of approval after He made it.

    in fact show me one story in that bible where the evil weed is evil. i can show you a few where wine was.

    what i would hope to hear from the Church is something along the lines of Ephesians 5:18 “And do not get drunk with wine, for that is debauchery, but be filled with the Spirit”.

    which to me says, don’t go loco with what can block the spiritual high, which is attainable, you crazy kids…

    that is, if you’re ready for that trip.

  4. Wednesday, June 26, 2013

    my mom was Not happy with Miley Cyrus on Kimmel last night 

    which is weird because

    1) i dont watch Jimmy Kimmel every night but for some reason i was enthralled and impressed by her

    2) i didnt think my mom ever watched Kimmel

    3) i thought her appearance was way tamer than her current video for her hit single (it’s #5 on Billboard)

    anyways heres what moms texted me this morning:

    “I was embarrassed for Miley Cyrus last night on Jimmy Kimbel. Her dance was not for tv even at night on non-cable channel.”

    FCC, i hope you’re still a voracious reader of the busblog because my mom could use a better job than the one shes got right now

    and she seems like just your cup of tea.

    i dont think my mom saw the interview because in it she talked about how she and Snoop Lion are BFFs now

    and says maybe its cuz they enjoy the natural wonders

    “we’re more alike than you’d think,” Billy Ray’s daughter said.

  5. Saturday, May 18, 2013

    the distinguished gentleman from Tennessee would like to pile on to the AG 

    about weed?

    congressman, if you feel that marijuana should be legal, why not put a ring on it?

    or write a bill supporting its legalization?

    just yelling your head off at the Attorney General is fun on youtubes but

    wait, a few days before 4/20 the rep from Memphis did offer a bill

    for a marijuana commission.

    well, that’s not really writing a bill, but i suppose it’s a start.

    carry on.

  6. Thursday, April 18, 2013

    got invited to the green carpet for the new cheech & chong movie, so i went 

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    it was fun.

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    i love the Roxy tons, and who has anything bad to say about the Sunset Strip?

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    a bunch of lowriders were there.

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    they had munchies and people wearing cool tshirts

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    cheech and chong were nice to everyone and still funny as hell

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    everything was weed related even the food truck

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    which i assumed so i wore my green pumas

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    even the (free) drink menu was stoney – including the wristband

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    it was nice to see Lou Adler there, owner of the Roxy, longtime producer of Cheech & Chong. but he ran back to the Laker game.

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    but not before snapping some pics with the boys.

    Ron Jeremy was there so i asked him about the LA Times story that said only 2 XXX movies have been (legally) shot in LA since the controversial “Condoms Only on Porn Sets” ordinance.

    The Hedgehog says he doesnt smoke weed. And strangely during the movie I smelled less weed in the Roxy than I’ve ever smelled in there for anything. ironic, dontcha think?