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  1. Monday, February 9, 2015

    the problem with the grammys was there wasnt enough devil horns 

    devil horns at the grammysalso, youve got the most popular artist in the last 10 years dancing in the front row and you dont let her play?

    let Taylor Swift play!

    also, you have the most talented musician in the last 30 years sauntering around backstage, with a (great) new album, and you dont let him play?


    also why do the Grammys think that if you take the sexiness out of Beyonce, Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, and Rihanna you’re going to a) get ratings b) get people talking c) pretend that music is better when it’s serious.


    if i was Sam Smith I would have thanked Tom Petty and not allowed a better singer than me share my song live in front of everyone

    i thought madonna, kayne, and that country lady were good.

    there werent enough awards given out.

    and the awards that they did give out were super lame.

    God bless Beck but the guy running around with Beck’s name isn’t the Beck we signed up for in the 90s.

    this is Old Sad Man Beck Lightfoot who, sure can move some units at Whole Foods, but fuck that

    i also liked Usher with the harp lady.

    and Kristin Wig

    i miss dangerous music.

  2. Sunday, August 31, 2014

    who is your eazy 

    easy ewhen i was a kid i wanted to be a teacher.

    but i would be a bad teacher.

    i would say things like, wait Nobody but this kid read the chapter today? figures. i hear your music. if you call it that.

    robot squeaks and sound effects.

    push buttons and artificial dynamics.

    music evolved from chuck berry to hendrix to nirvana to this?

    who is your eazy e?


    who is your led zeppelin?

    no wonder you dont read things except on your phone.

    the reality is dismal.

    beep beep bop.

    once ac/dc was playing at irvine meadows which was the spot of an abandonded lion country safari.

    back in those days there was omg no internet so if you wanted tickets to a show you either had to go to a record store or department store that had the ticket machines

    or you called on the phone.

    so i called the morning of the show and said hey are there a lot of tickets available or should i go down to robinsons and get a ticket right away.

    and the lady said oh theres plenty, have no fear.

    queensryche was opening. operation mindcrime, g.

    figured id save some service fees by just driving down to the show and buying some grass tickets at the box office.

    when i got there they were sold out and there were lots of us who were under the impression that tickets would be available at the gate.

    so someone said, lets hike through lion country safari and hop the fence.

    and all of us said, thats the most perfect idea of all time.

    it was scary, dangerous, illegal, regretable

    and well worth it when you find yourself in the midst of a full blown acdc show

    and hells bells is ringing as you run from the cops.

    either do your homework or make music worth getting popped for.

  3. Saturday, March 8, 2014
  4. Tuesday, February 4, 2014

    flea explains why he was playing guitar hero at the super bowl 


    Dear everybody,

    When we were asked by the NFL and Bruno to play our song Give It Away at the Super Bowl, it was made clear to us that the vocals would be live, but the bass, drums, and guitar would be pre-recorded. I understand the NFL’s stance on this, given they only have a few minutes to set up the stage, there a zillion things that could go wrong and ruin the sound for the folks watching in the stadium and the t.v. viewers. There was not any room for argument on this, the NFL does not want to risk their show being botched by bad sound, period.

    The Red Hot Chili Peppers stance on any sort of miming has been that we will absolutely not do it. The last time we did it (or tried to) was in the late 80’s, we were thrown off of ‘The Top Of the Pops’ television program in the U.K. during rehearsals because we refused to mime properly, I played bass with my shoe, John played guitar atop Anthony’s shoulders, and we basically had a wrestling match onstage, making a mockery of the idea that it was a real live performance.

    We mimed on one or two weird MTV shows before that and it always was a drag. We take our music playing seriously, it is a sacred thing for us, and anyone who has ever seen us in concert (like the night before the Super Bowl at the Barclays Center), knows that we play from our heart, we improvise spontaneously, take musical risks, and sweat blood at every show. We have been on the road for 31 years doing it.

    So, when this Super Bowl gig concept came up, there was a lot of confusion amongst us as whether or not we should do it, but we eventually decided, it was a surreal-like, once in a life time crazy thing to do and we would just have fun and do it. We had given this a lot of thought before agreeing to do it, and besides many a long conversation amongst ourselves, I spoke with many musician friends for whom I have the utmost respect, and they all said they would do it if asked, that it was a wild trippy thing to do, what the hell.

    Plus, we the RHCP all love football too and that played a big part in our decision. We decided that, with Anthony singing live, that we could still bring the spirit and freedom of what we do into the performance, and of course we played every note in the recording specially for the gig. I met and spoke with Bruno, who was a beautiful dude, a real talented musician, and we worked out something that seemed like it would be fun.

    bruno-mars-red-hot-chili-peppers-super-bowlWe recorded a track for the day, just banged one out from our hearts that was very like in spirit to the versions we have been playing live the last few years with our beloved Josh on guitar.

    For the actual performance, Josh, Chad, and I were playing along with the pre recorded track so there was no need to plug in our guitars, so we did not. Could we have plugged them in and avoided bumming people out who have expressed disappointment that the instrumental track was pre recorded? Of course easily we could have and this would be a non-issue. We thought it better to not pretend. It seemed like the realest thing to do in the circumstance. It was like making a music video in front of a gazillion people, except with live vocals, and only one chance to rock it. Our only thought was to bring the spirit of who we are to the people.

    I am grateful to the NFL for having us. And I am grateful to Bruno, who is a super talented young man for inviting us to be a part of his gig. I would do it all the same way again.

    We, as a band, aspire to grow as musicians and songwriters, and to continue to play our guts out live onstage for anyone who wants to get their brains blown out.


  5. Wednesday, January 29, 2014
  6. Saturday, December 7, 2013

    saw saving mr banks today at the best movie theatre in the world 


    and afterwards tom hanks emma thompson colin farrel, the screen writer, the director

    and Richard Sherman, the 85 year old genius

    who co wrote the songs 50 years ago for mary poppins was there

    and they all got interviewed in front of us to talk about the movie by the LATs john horn

    it was my first time in the theatre which may be the best perk of the new job: free movies in the perfect place

    imagine the cleanest, most comfortable movie house where the screen the sound and the mood is ideal.

    no food or drinks allowed. no photos or autographs. youre there to see it.

    people clapped. and laughed. it was sweet.

    because its hollywood people clapped during the credits because they probs knew those peeps

    or maybe theyre sitting next to them.

    saw my man steve elzer and his son there.

    the movie made me wish that woody allen would write a movie for emma to rock.

    anything she says sounds amazing.

    parkings free too.

    so with all those stars there, why would you need the guy who co wrote the songs?

    because he was one of the  few people still alive who worked super closely with walt disney

    plus just look at the songs he co wrote with his brother over the years


    you’re sixteen:

    chitty chitty bang bang:

    it’s a small world after all:

  7. Sunday, November 24, 2013

    weirdly seeing nirvana wasnt the greatest show i ever saw 

    which is strange because i had been blown away before at the forum when eric clapton played there in 85

    and even though it was a great show as you can see here in this super good recording

    the replacements at the roxy a few years earlier was easily

    the greatest show id ever seen in my life

    or this crazy one i saw with karisa and almost didnt

    or the beasties pauls boutique

    or acdc back in black

    i dont know. who cares. the bears lost.

    never forget that: the bears lost.

  8. Sunday, November 3, 2013
  9. Wednesday, October 30, 2013

    dear tony, can you suggest some love songs? 


    I got this very nice request via Twitter DM the other day. Sadly I didn’t see it till just now:

    Hey Tony, Can I ask a favor? I’m old school, I don’t like much new music. And wouldn’t know where to find new stuff if I did. But I now have the need to find some “love” songs, if you can dig it. I like that Preatures song you mentioned tonight. Can you suggest a few more? I’d like something authentic with a little guitar involved somewhere. Something that speaks from the heart. Everything I look for goes back a couple decades. Thank you very much.

    Great question that I totally love. Sadly I have to run to a movie. But here are my off-the-cuff responses

    1 The XX.
    they may seem gloomy at first but the lyrics are soooo romantical and dreamy.

    2. Lana Del Rey
    she may not have the most amazing vocal range, or guitar youre looking for but many of the songs are about love. and shes rad.

    3. Jack White – Blunderbus
    the last woman i turned this on for later said i never played any good music for her. i believe she forgot about this one.

    4. Teagan and Sara – Closer
    super sweet tune. you may wanna hunt around for a remix if you think the single is too pop

    5. The Weeknd

    6. Lolito – Hold Me

    Strangest thing ever: The most romantic show I attended in quite a while was a few years back. I saw Randy Newman at UCLA

    and he played Feels Like Home, that at first sounded like a Toy Story song, but the lyrics, mama mia

  10. Monday, October 28, 2013

    theres three things i couldnt live my life without 

    bargains - metallica

    music, movies, and tv

    and coca cola.

    yesterday this very wise man wrote on my facebook wall: i couldnt name one Lou Reed song to save my life.

    and i thought what sort of life are you leading where you dont know any velvets tunes by name

    i dont mean that in a judgemental way, more a curious way


    sort of life are you leading where you dont wake up on sundays to sunday morning

    or when youre climbing a roof to align a directv dish you dont hum a little satellite of love

    or when someones mean to you you really dont say

    vicious, you hit me with a flower.

    tv is constantly on except when im blogging

    and the movies is seriously something i try to do once a week

    this week the vistas got 12 years a slave which might be a bit heavy after seeing capt phillips

    but i used to have this deal i made with myself to see all the movies the vista shows

    since its such a great theatre and if you go before 5pm its $6.

    perhaps someone would look at me and ask well what sorta life do you have left

    after consuming all of that media, and the internet, and sports, and the blogosphere

    and the bible, and the drip drip drip of my kitchen sink

    and the mexican chatter at the taco truck.

    other day i was getting some grilled chicken and this muscular black dude comes up to me and says i dont need any money but i could use your phone, dont worry he sees me im not gonna run off with your iphone

    and he looks over by the subway stop and sure enough theres a sheriff car up on the sidewalk near the fence and hes looking at us.

    black dude holds out a piece of paper with a 323 number and i say fine, dial it up man.

    and we stood there for an uncomfortably long period of time where he talked to this dude on vermont and 3rd? oh no, vermont and 103rd. well do you want me to come over or not?

    look im a personal trainer, your people are going to like me, dont worry about that. so what time? well why would your phone be in airplane mode for a few hours?

    maybe i’ll just get on this vermont bus and head down there. i dont like to be in your part of town at dark. so 5? ok i’ll call you i a few hours.

    thanks brotha.

    i sanitized my phone as soon as i got home cuz the whole thing gave me the willies.

    which is weird because i bet you that guy could name a lou reed song.