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  1. Wednesday, April 30, 2014
  2. Tuesday, October 8, 2013
  3. Tuesday, September 10, 2013
  4. Tuesday, September 3, 2013
  5. Thursday, August 22, 2013

    who will beat Corey Feldman for weirdest video of the summer? 

    about a month ago this gem of a video, “Ascension Millennium” dropped and somehow i was under a rock

    i didnt notice it until today when people were making fun

    of Feldman’s personally-approved Vice Magazine feature on his cringeworthy birthday party

    at the root of both problems is the fact that corey has too much money

    and he desperately wants to be both michael jackson and hugh hefner.

    i know i know we all do, but not really.

    if we have learned one thing from the Playboy Advisor section it’s: theres only one Hef.

    as for being the King of Pop, of all the imitators, only Usher has been able to pull it off

    and he only accomplished that feat because he never went Full-MJ.

    what i’m saying, i suppose, is even though i want to ridicule the former Lost Boy for being so lost

    truth is he made the weirdest trainwreck of a single-shot video for an original song all summer

    and i eagerly look forward to its challenger(s).

  6. Wednesday, August 21, 2013

    good girl avril lavigne 

    good girl avril lavigne

    canadas favorite skatergirl sure seems like shes got another hit on her hands.

    the LOL video for “rock and roll” dropped yesterday and it already has over 2 million views

    and it should, it’s funny, and catchy and makes fun of fun things to make fun of: including avril.

    its so good that even in the subreddit /r/Cringe, most in the cynical group omg enjoyed what they saw and heard.

    “I would still sniff her butt,” admitted haddis, with a comment that got the most upvotes.

    “Winnie from the wonder years is there. That’s all I care about,” stated a defiant BeachGirl87.

    “I like it. Sorry to make reddit less homogeneous,” apologized vinsneezel.

    “I like it too, so it looks like we are heterogeneous together,” CapnBadass wrote, adding, “notsureifthatsaword.”

    “I actually f-ing found myself bopping my head to this,” evaninarkham remorsed. “F my life.”

    so other than making sure that we dont accept rides from drunk dogs, what else have we learned?

    dat Sony phone is waterproof? hmmmmm.

  7. Monday, August 19, 2013
  8. Tuesday, June 18, 2013

    Die Antwoord new video “Cookie Thumper” 

    i cant believe people thought this was a fake band not too long ago
    and by people i mean professional rock and roll journalists
    not only are they real but theyre really good.
    this video should make MTV more ashamed than normal for not showing videos any more
    not that they would show this video even in the bad old days
    but this is the type of video that would have gotten then all the cred they shoulda been getting
    instead they get cred for showing duran duran and mj vids
    AS IF IT TAKES A GENIOUS TO SHOW THOSE
    and the cars and ah ha and madona ext ect ext

    is there one person out there with any courage doing cool stuff at a high level?

    thought it was gonna be obama but: no

    thought it was gonna be yr momma but: no

    looks like onlyest ones doing it are DA and VICE

    maybe kayne a lil bit, but fool is still waiting for his croisants

    anyone who can get distracted as easily as he can about massages and a stained rug

    can get got

    kwest out

  9. Wednesday, May 15, 2013
  10. Sunday, April 14, 2013

    Psy’s new video came out today 

    it already has 10 million views on YouTube.

    nearly 11 million.

    there are no music experts in the world.

    just people who didn’t predict that an asian Benny Hill would take the planet by storm

    with songs we can’t sing along to.

    strangely some are saying it sounds like this Red Foo song that came out a few months ago

    so are they calling “Gentleman” a cheap korean knock off? LMFAO