if there was a new and improved mtv theyd do this all the time
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
twelve million views in 24 hours
on a bad song
and a meh video.
(which to this bean-counter = success)
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
things dont run we
Thursday, August 22, 2013
about a month ago this gem of a video, “Ascension Millennium” dropped and somehow i was under a rock
i didnt notice it until today when people were making fun
of Feldman’s personally-approved Vice Magazine feature on his cringeworthy birthday party
at the root of both problems is the fact that corey has too much money
and he desperately wants to be both michael jackson and hugh hefner.
i know i know we all do, but not really.
if we have learned one thing from the Playboy Advisor section it’s: theres only one Hef.
as for being the King of Pop, of all the imitators, only Usher has been able to pull it off
and he only accomplished that feat because he never went Full-MJ.
what i’m saying, i suppose, is even though i want to ridicule the former Lost Boy for being so lost
truth is he made the weirdest trainwreck of a single-shot video for an original song all summer
and i eagerly look forward to its challenger(s).
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
canadas favorite skatergirl sure seems like shes got another hit on her hands.
the LOL video for “rock and roll” dropped yesterday and it already has over 2 million views
and it should, it’s funny, and catchy and makes fun of fun things to make fun of: including avril.
its so good that even in the subreddit /r/Cringe, most in the cynical group omg enjoyed what they saw and heard.
“I would still sniff her butt,” admitted haddis, with a comment that got the most upvotes.
“Winnie from the wonder years is there. That’s all I care about,” stated a defiant BeachGirl87.
“I like it. Sorry to make reddit less homogeneous,” apologized vinsneezel.
“I like it too, so it looks like we are heterogeneous together,” CapnBadass wrote, adding, “notsureifthatsaword.”
“I actually f-ing found myself bopping my head to this,” evaninarkham remorsed. “F my life.”
so other than making sure that we dont accept rides from drunk dogs, what else have we learned?
dat Sony phone is waterproof? hmmmmm.
Monday, August 19, 2013
well, not as much as in olden times,
but in spirit.
Also: I’m serious Directv, you need to make your own MTV
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
i cant believe people thought this was a fake band not too long ago
and by people i mean professional rock and roll journalists
not only are they real but theyre really good.
this video should make MTV more ashamed than normal for not showing videos any more
not that they would show this video even in the bad old days
but this is the type of video that would have gotten then all the cred they shoulda been getting
instead they get cred for showing duran duran and mj vids
AS IF IT TAKES A GENIOUS TO SHOW THOSE
and the cars and ah ha and madona ext ect ext
is there one person out there with any courage doing cool stuff at a high level?
thought it was gonna be obama but: no
thought it was gonna be yr momma but: no
looks like onlyest ones doing it are DA and VICE
maybe kayne a lil bit, but fool is still waiting for his croisants
anyone who can get distracted as easily as he can about massages and a stained rug
can get got
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Sunday, April 14, 2013
it already has 10 million views on YouTube.
nearly 11 million.
there are no music experts in the world.
just people who didn’t predict that an asian Benny Hill would take the planet by storm
with songs we can’t sing along to.
strangely some are saying it sounds like this Red Foo song that came out a few months ago
so are they calling “Gentleman” a cheap korean knock off? LMFAO
Friday, February 22, 2013
scott sterling tells us that the hit video comes from comedian and former Miami mayoral candidate Steve Berke
but heres my question: are there really that many DeLoreans sitting around that people can just rent them for music videos?
anyway, pot shop is fine, but this video of teens talking about “thrift shop” is somehow even more trippy
and this one of “elders” reacting to Lonely Island also amuses