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  1. Tuesday, June 9, 2015

    lebron james is reminding us to forget about jordan 

    Kim Kardashian West once MJ got some decent hall of famers around him the rings flowed.

    Bron thought he had two all stars on his team but they got hurt

    (didn’t matter.)

    the Cavs are now leading the Warriors two games to one and it seems Cleveland is only getting better.

    even their scrappy little Aussie is magically playing like an all-star.

    meanwhile Golden State is crumbling

    like a week old bundt cake that someone put in a bread basket in the fridge

    after being specifically told

    NOT to touch the bundt cake

    it was perfectly good on the countertop

    the cats were not at all interested in it.

    it’s ok they’d sniff at it

    they didnt want to eat it.

    seriously, you ever see a cat eat a bundt cake?

    no

    they barely eat anything.

    and what they eat they love:

    kibble.

    not cake.

    and certainly not friggin

    bundt cake.

    you know who likes bundt cake?

    ME!

    but not after its been dried out in a fridge it had no business being in.

  2. Thursday, January 29, 2015

    Feeling Minnesotan 

    The Minnesota Timberwolves dont have a lot to celebrate or party with right now, in part because their best player, Kevin Love, defected to Cleveland to play alongside King James.

    In advance of Love’s first game back to the Twin Cities, the TWolves put out this video today which to me is the most brilliant diss of the year.

  3. Saturday, September 21, 2013
  4. Thursday, June 20, 2013