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  1. Tuesday, May 8, 2012

    Mila Kunis is a super hero and other real headlines today 

    Mila Kunis — Rushes to Save a Man’s Life
    Michael Jackson’s order to shoot Randy
    Adam Levine Calls Christina Aguilera a F***ing C***
    So John Travolta May Or May Not Have Molested A Man Over Hamburgers
    John Travolta Gets Sued By Another Masseur
    Brad Pitt Is The New Face Of Chanel No. 5
    ‘Avengers’ Joke Skyrockets Shawarma Sales In Los Angeles
    Hasan Minhaj Explains Why That Brownface PopChips Ad Was Even More Wrong Than You Think
    Mommy Banger Bey Bey Says She “Definitely” Wants Hubby Hov To Give Her Another Gut Full Of Camel