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  1. Wednesday, July 29, 2015

    heres the problem with the Khaleesi, i mean tom brady 


    11 out of 12 of his balls were deflated.

    one out of one of his cell phones was destroyed after the NFL started asking about it.

    he’s a fucking cheater and a liar and destroyer of technology.

    he shouldnt have even been allowed to play in the Super Bowl, but the NFL is just as fucked up.

    would any man – especially a married man with a track record of dumping his pregnant girlfriend to get with a super model – want anyone rifling through his 10,000(!) text messages? no.

    and thats where he should have just accepted the 2-game suspension that the league was offering if he just owned up to it.

    instead he fought it. and lost. of course he lost. he had deflated his balls! youre going to lose when you cheat, text the ball boy, lie, have a history of lying and cheating, and then destroy your cellphone.

    so the problem is now Tom Brady is going to facebook(!) to whine about how the league has wronged him and how neither he did anything wrong nor did anyone on his team do anything wrong.

    negro, 11 out of 12 balls were deflated!

    did that happen from magic?!?

    like how you have never aged or gotten injured or lost a step in your long career in the NFL?

    the only magic that exists is the fact that you even got to play in the Super Bowl after being caught cheating in the playoffs.

    i know of no other place that would see someone cheating and let them continue their season without punishment and then wait months and months and months to come to a conclusion about something that was proven minutes after the playoff game.

    THAT would have been the time to seize said Samsung phone.

    THAT would have been the time to question the stuttering equipment dude.

    THAT would have been the time to question the Golden Boy for 14 hours.

    instead the league dragged their feet in hopes that their worst nightmares wouldnt be true: the face of their beloved and hugely profitable league wasn’t a dirty fucking cheater and liar and breaker of korean wireless communication.

    the problem with Tom Brady is he has literally had his dick sucked so often that he thinks he can get away with whatever he wants to get away with.

    sorry bro, the suck stops here.

  2. Monday, November 24, 2014
  3. Monday, November 3, 2014

    bill belicheck gets dissed by the Weather Channel: repeatedly 

    bill belicheck is a surly mean cheater. but hes a football coach so thats ok.

    and his team, before his quarterback married that brazillian supermodel, won a lot.

    so his bad behavior was excused.

    winning has a weird effect like that.

    but yesterday for some reason he wanted to take a shot at meteorologists.

    as if dick butkis cared what the damn weather was. or lombardi. or sweetness.

    you line up and bash the guy across from you in the fucking mouth.

    the weather didnt bother belicheck on that snowy day when the NFL gave his team the win over the Raiders in the playoffs on account of the mysterious Tuck Rule

    only old people and whiners drone on about the weather.

    but when you do it on tv, and youre a prick which rhymes with Belechick the weatherman will strike back.


  4. Monday, December 30, 2013

    the steelers got robbed yesterday but at least the nfl admitted it today 

    KC vs SD

    when san diego beat kansas city yesterday, the chargers knocked out the steelers.

    the bolts beat the chiefs thanks to a missed field goal that should have never been.

    the chargers lined up wrong, right in front of an official, but were not flagged.

    today the nfl admitted it, which was nice

     With 0:08 remaining in the fourth quarter of Sunday’s game between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Diego Chargers, Kansas City faced a fourth-and-12 from the San Diego 23. The Chiefs attempted a 41-yard field that was no good,” the league said in a statement. “On the play, San Diego lined up with seven men on one side of the snapper. This should have been penalized as an illegal formation by the defense.

    Rule 9, Section 1, Article 3(b)(1) of the NFL Rule Book (page 51) states that ‘No more than six Team B players may be on the line of scrimmage on either side of the snapper at the snap.’ The rule was adopted this year as a player safety measure.

    The penalty for illegal formation by the defense is a loss of five yards. This rule is not subject to instant replay review. Had the penalty been assessed, it would have resulted in a fourth-and-7 from the San Diego 18 with 0:04 remaining, enabling the Chiefs to attempt a 36-yard field goal.

    but they won’t get the teams together and play those 8 seconds again. that interests me.

    you have made a mistake, you miraculously admit it, but you won’t resolve it?

    these are professional football players and officials. they shouldn’t have anything else on their schedules.

    play the 8 seconds tonight on monday night football.

    but no. some humans just feel totally ok wandering in mediocrity and letting excuses prevail over excellence.

    cant wait to be nfl commissioner.