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  1. Friday, September 25, 2009

    what ever happened to Lauren Pony? 

    many years ago the hottest pair of sisters in the blogosphere were the Mad Pony girls in oklahoma. when we first met them kristin was a freshman in college and her sister lauren was still in high school.

    time has passed, kristin is a lawyer and lauren is playing semi-pro flag football.

    this week lauren had an incident on the field which resulted in 8 stitches.

    even though somehow she looks better than ever, kristin is still the busblog favorite. regardless, we hope the younger pony recovers quickly.

  2. Wednesday, March 3, 2004
  3. Monday, March 3, 2003

    today is lauren’s sweet sixteen birthday 

    lauren pony

    and i think that’s sweet.

    oh sure, that’s the same lauren who had me murdered late last year, after i did a pretty indepth interview on her.

    but it worked out, i got to meet kurt cobain, i got to go to pre-Heaven, and then i got to go to Hell, and none of it could have happened without lauren.

    so happy birthday, Teen Pony.

    im glad you can finally use that shiny car your old man got ya.

    im glad the streets of oklahoma are now unsafe for any use whatsoever, and probably the sidewalks too.

    just remember, you get more points for the elderly, so aim high.