nothing in here is true

  1. Wednesday, January 12, 2005

    annika procliams wednesdays poetry day 

    run for the borderso heres one from ten years ago

    “no one home but the stove and thats fixin to go out”

    so who is this fair skinned boy with jacket so mellow

    eyes lashed with dew drops and memories of finer times

    he drinks so much pop hes gotta pee a lot

    always a half burrito in the fridge and some new scratch hes

    gotta itch

    and i want you

    my numbers in the book says she and smiles back so effortless

    he looks like shit always has its almost a game now

    he wants to be as fat as a cow

    he wants to sleep all tangled with you

    and he wonders where you are and what you do and what you


    write him he lives in san francisco

    hed rather read what you write

    hed read your shit all night

    its tough going through your second teenagehood

    staying up all night getting in dumb fights

    he said im gonna say this once and forever hold my peace

    if you ask pretty please i’ll give you a peice

    and love and lust are sitting dangling their feets


    kissin cousins thrice removed and im gonna remove so much

    youre gonna stare at the strokes and not see

    theres no one here but me

    and whats inside of me

    burrito and love and pop and pee

    annika + tiffany + whitey

  2. Saturday, January 17, 2004

    i know these are dumb and narcisistic, 

    sonnetsbut theyre easy and insta would never do them so here:


    — Name: dumbass

    — Birth date: rocktober 22

    — Birthplace: our nations capital

    — Current Location: hollywood

    — Eye Color: black

    — Hair Color: black

    — Height: 5’10”

    — Righty or Lefty: green

    — Zodiac Sign: libra/scorpio


    — Your heritage: american

    — The shoes you wore today: just socks

    — Your weakness: morning blogging

    — Your fears: theyve all been realized

    — Your perfect pizza: ginos east with sausage & pepperoni

    — Goal you’d like to achieve: retrieving my mojo


    — Your most overused phrase on AIM: im 110

    — Your first waking thoughts: i love howard stern

    — Your best physical feature: hands

    — Your most missed memory: huh?


    — Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi

    — McDonald’s or Burger King: kfc

    — Single or group dates: im not that kinky – single

    — Adidas or Nike: f nike and their sweatshops

    — Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island

    — Chocolate or vanilla: both, as often as possible

    — Cappuccino or coffee: that junk is for adults

    darth vaderLAYER FIVE:

    — Smoke: only in amsterdam

    — Cuss: never

    — Sing: horribly

    — Take a shower everyday: not on weekends unless i have a date

    — Do you think you’ve been in love: dozens of times

    — Want to go to college: my favorite 7 yrs were spent there, why not

    — Liked high school: sorta

    — Want to get married: definately

    — Believe in yourself: only when im drunk

    — Get motion sickness: rarely

    — Think you’re attractive: nope

    — Think you’re a health freak: i wash my hands a lot

    — Like thunderstorms: of course

    — Play an instrument: made a girl sing today

    LAYER SIX: In the past month…

    — Drank alcohol: duh

    — Smoked: double duh

    — Done a drug: triple duh

    — Made Out: quadruple duh

    — Gone on a date: hmmm, not sure id call them dates

    — Gone to the mall?: no

    — Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: they come in bags

    — Eaten sushi: of course, oh wait do you mean, then hell no.

    — Been on stage: yes but the cameras were off

    — Been dumped: if you dont get said no to youre not risking

    — Gone skating: im old, no

    — Made homemade cookies: havent workd the oven in a year

    — Dyed your hair: ha!

    LAYER SEVEN: Ever…

    — Played a game that required removal of clothing: but of course

    — If so, was it mixed company: but of course

    — Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: but of course

    — Been caught “doing something”: people honked from below, so yes

    — Been called a tease: hmmm

    — Gotten beaten up: lets just say i was outnumbered

    — Shoplifted: never

    — Changed who you were to fit in: only for business


    — Age you hope to be married: 125

    — Numbers and Names of Children: 10, angus, pete, jimi, lefty, george foreman, prince, ilka, pierce, ae, michaelangelo, mary

    — Describe your Dream Wedding: on the cliffs of isla vista

    — How do you want to die: slowly

    — Where you want to go to college: i do have a terrible memory, but i believe i already went to college

    — What do you want to be when you grow up: tall

    — What country would you most like to visit: finland


    — Number of drugs taken illegally: only one at a time

    — Number of people I could trust with my life: trust is my middle name, my mom just spelled it funny

    — Number of CDs that I own: thousands and thousands

    — Number of piercings: just my last name is pierced

    — Number of tattoos: its against the good book, so none

    — Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: hundreds and hundreds

    — Number of scars on my body: several

    — Number of things in my past that I regret: less than five

    — Who did you get this from: Bluecad