there are some things i will hate forever

coke adds life

buck, costas, the white sox, the yankees, ball cancer, ticketmaster

and there are some things i will love forever

mom, isla vista, canada, the cubs

and coca cola

if i was someone who got tattoos, id probably have a lot of them

and one of them would be a mexican coke bottle

mexican coke has real cane sugar in it and its served in a glass bottle

it cost more for some reason, which is odd because mexicans love it

and you dont think that most of them are part of the 1% but who knows

the kids by my work call them mexicokes.

if i got tattoos, id get one right in the flabby part

of my belly,

of a mexicoke stuck in my large intestine.