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  1. Sunday, December 11, 2011

    there are some things i will hate forever 

    coke adds life

    buck, costas, the white sox, the yankees, ball cancer, ticketmaster

    and there are some things i will love forever

    mom, isla vista, canada, the cubs

    and coca cola

    if i was someone who got tattoos, id probably have a lot of them

    and one of them would be a mexican coke bottle

    mexican coke has real cane sugar in it and its served in a glass bottle

    it cost more for some reason, which is odd because mexicans love it

    and you dont think that most of them are part of the 1% but who knows

    the kids by my work call them mexicokes.

    if i got tattoos, id get one right in the flabby part

    of my belly,

    of a mexicoke stuck in my large intestine.