why didnt anyone tell me

kittens

that if you let two adorable kittens bound into your house

and let them run around and slide on your hardwood floor

and show them the kitty litter and kitty litter box you bought a while ago

and they BOTH use it perfectly in minutes

and then they run around some more chasing the most ridiculous things

bottle caps, used kleenex, spent rounds

and then they fall asleep on your lap

one with a paw around the other.

you will fall in love with them.

and you’ll become a cat lady?