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  1. Monday, January 19, 2015

    clipper girls cousin sent me a quiz 

    moonrise kingdomQuestions not usually asked

    1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?


    2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

    im bald, remember? (of course)

    3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

    depends on how long ago the maid came

    4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

    no comment

    5:Do you like to use post-it notes?

    no. it hurts the rainforest.

    6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

    not any more. we live in a paperless society

    7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

    bees. cuz they die when they bite you/

    8:Do you have freckles?

    im black and not a former Boston Celtic!

    9:Do you always smile for pictures?


    Moonrise_Kingdom10:What is your biggest pet peeve?

    people who dont turn right on a red light when it’s clear

    11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

    of course not!

    14:Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

    dont do drugs

    15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?

    dont do hard drugs

    16:How many people have you slept with this week?

    zero people. kittens: two.

    17:What size is your bed?

    perfect size

    18:What is your Song of the week?

    the taylor swift song where shes admitting shes cray

    19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

    yes, but it’s a tricky maneuver

    20:Do you still watch cartoons?

    the simpsons forever

    21:Whats your least favorite movie?

    Blues Brothers 2000

    22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

    in an old folks home

    23:What do you drink with dinner?


    24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

    hot mustard

    25:What is your favorite food?


    26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

    the blues brothers, moonrise kingdom, kill bill 2, pee wee’s big adventure