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  1. Thursday, March 10, 2016

    i was driving home from work last night minding my own business 

    the poorly educatedlistening to the results of the elections coming in.

    and they cut to Donald Trump making a victory speech because he had just won some big speech.

    and he went on and on and on and there werent any commercials or interruptions

    it was just the GOP frontrunner talking.

    and talking.

    and it dawned on me that CNN, which I was listening to, is in the ratings business. and as long as people were tuned in they were happy.

    and things like debates and chat shows before and after the debates and candidates like Donald Trump are low-budget easy-to-produce television (and radio)

    which, as we are seeing, can bring in much bigger ratings than anything they’ve ever produced before.

    sorry, Anthony Bourdin.

    but then it occurred to me that maybe airing as much Donald Trump as possible for as many ratings as possible might not be the best thing for the country, nor is it the most balanced or responsible journalism. arent there others in this race? shouldnt the public know just as much as the other names on the ballot?

    or is this all about ratings, which means this is all about money, which means once again heres an organization who cares far more about the bottom line than

    silly things like the environment

    education

    alternative energies

    reproductive rights

    and all of the things that donald trump doesnt talk about because those things fly right over the heads of the people who are tuning into him insult the height and energy levels of his opponents?

    in a perfect world all of the politicians would get the same amount of air time. but sadly it seems like many of these cable news operations has no interest in that sort of perfect world.

    it seems their perfect world involves the yuuuugest ratings they could ever get no matter what.

    so i turned off the radio, pulled over, and bought 3 double doubles. because who cares. right?

  2. Tuesday, September 1, 2015

    three thoughts from bill murray 

    Bill Murray

    about a year ago the chicago-born comedian was on the howard stern show and they had a really great conversation. here are three interesting little chunks from that chat.

    on being single

    “Well… I do think about that. I do think about that. I’m not sure when I’m getting done here. I have kids—I have children that I’m responsible for—and I enjoy that very much, and that wouldn’t have happened without women. I don’t think I’m lonely. It would be nice to go to some of these things and have a date, have someone to bring along. And to go play golf in Scotland, that would be fun. But there’s a lot that I’m not doing that I need to do—something like working on yourself, self-development, and becoming more connected to myself. I don’t have a problem connecting with people, my problem is connecting with myself. And if I’m not really committing myself really well to that, it’s sort of better that I don’t have another person. I can’t take on another relationship if I’m not taking care of the things I need to take care of the most. What stops us from looking at ourselves is that we’re kind of ugly if we look really hard; we’re not who we think we are, and we’re not as wonderful as we think we are.”

    on what’s great about california

    “In-N-Out Burger is a great hamburger. I remember being in Las Vegas once and for some reason the ride that they give you is a 91-foot limousine, and I said to the [driver], ‘In-N-Out Burger?’ He could barely get this thing through the drive-thru, and while he was in the parking lot trying to get this thing in, I just hopped out and went in. And I tipped him in In-N-Out coupons. It’s a great burger. They do a great job with it. The French fries are made out of real potatoes, the burger is great and you can get it all kinds of ways, and it tastes good. It’s definitely the best franchise burger by a million miles. There’s no comparison. I mean, it’s not even close.”

    on famous whiners

    “I do not like people that complain about being famous, but I say to people, ‘Hey, you want to be rich and famous? Try being rich, and see if that doesn’t cover most of it for you.’ You have a bunch of dough, you can be as kind as you want, and you can be invisible. No one has to know you have a bunch of dough, and you can behave any way you want. You can be a secret kind of person.”

    heres the whole deal:

  3. Thursday, March 5, 2015

    WLS in Chicago is dropping Rush Limbaugh 

    rush limbaugh

    Some things, especially evil things, you’d think would last forever. But alas, life constantly surprises.

    News is coming out that WLS-AM, one of the biggest radio stations in the nation, is ending it’s deal with one Rush Limbaugh, biggest blowhard on the air.

    It’s clear he hates women, minorities, and the poor, and ironically, he is one of the reasons that WLS (which originally stood for World’s Largest Store: Sears) has lost $4 million over the last year in sales. Apparently advertisers aren’t as giddy about being associated with the likes of Limbaugh as they once were. Boycotts are nasty things.

    But life isn’t.

    Hang in there, nice people. Evil doesn’t always prevail.

  4. Thursday, February 13, 2014

    if uber wanted to make a commercial they shoulda filmed tonight 

    not a pipe

    after eating sushi with jeanine in playa i drove down to venice to see if i could find someone looking to go back to hollywood. one of the beauties of having uber and living in hollywood is people love hollywood so you might get paid to drive home.

    slid through venice and on main street picked up a tourist guy from barcelona who just had a full day of being at the beach and taking a tour bus through sunset to DTLA and back. then he jumped in the ocean and ate japanese. then ubered me and i drove him to where his air bnb was. we talked about how spanish people really dont like spicy food.

    after dropping him off i went back to main and picked up two athletic frat bros and their mom from one of my favorite bars in venice. the boys were going to another bar off pch and they asked me to drop mom off in brentwood. turned out they all went to ucsb, the boys met on the baseball team, ones in the minors now, and the mom went to ucsb in the late 70s when, she told me, rent on sabado was $65 a month. she also told me that beer was not allowed 1 mile around the campus. but they got it in their apartments anyhow. “grass too!” she said. lovely woman.

    streamdrove down wilshire to westwood but got a call to double back towards brentwood. saw a guy with 2 pretty girls in black dresses. Thought ok. Then 4 different girls appeared, even prettier somehow and they raced toward me. Approached the car. Said Uber? I says yep. They says Lure on Ivar?

    I was all holy cow that’s in Hollywood where I wanna be!

    I said you girls aren’t Swedish are you? They said yep. And the perfume was amazing and the accents and mama mia. i said ive been to sweden. they asked where? i said Jönköping. and there was silence. i guess my accent was dead on.

    they were all, why were you in Jönköping? i said, because thats where the prettiest girls in the world are.

    they laughed and said, no, Stockholm! then they asked me if i could get there in half the time a normal man could get there in.

    i said i will get you there faster than anyone else in the world and they requested kiss-fm and as rihanna and pitbull and kei$ha and avincci played commercial free and they sang along i took wilshire to santa monica to fountain to highland and right on ivar and boom a convention of impossibly beautiful young ladies all waiting to go into this club behind amoeba records.

    it was 11pm and i was basically home and i had made $50 and my car smelled of young swedish college girls.

    so i rolled the dice and left the uber phone on. the risk is you’ll get someone who wants you to take them somewhere far away and you dont get home till way too late. but i got lucky and got a photographer who just wanted to go to the dragonfly, so i dropped him off, turned it off and couldnt believe my good luck.

    sometimes the good lord is looking out for you, and sometimes i think he just wants to see what it would take for you to enjoy kiss fm.

  5. Wednesday, December 5, 2012
  6. Friday, January 5, 2007

    the hottest nudes i get 

    are from the shy girls. typically the ones half way around the world.

    because whats better than to show a strange man your body

    who you’ll never meet

    and who probably would love it.

    and who more trustworthy than a man whose been getting nude photos from strange young women for over five years?

    skinny dark haired girl from australia gave me some of the best shit the other day in response to a dare i gave her so to own up to my part of the deal, here is my number one wish for 2007.

    by the end of 2007 id like to executive produce a weezer a cover album devoted to world peace.

    it would be an actual record that youd need a record player to play.

    like in the olden days when the best replacements music came off a cassette called when the shit hits the fans.

    it was never made on an album, it was a cassette only release by Twin Tone possibly in tribute to the fact that the recording was a bootleg confiscated from a fan.

    music so good that i listened to it almost every day in college for two years and then only barely because i didnt want to ever get sick of it.

    anyways id like to record weezer do a double album, gatefold and all.

    on the first album id like them to cover nirvana’s nevermind on side one and bleach on side two

    on the second album id like them to cover led zeppelin iii on side one and tsars band girls money on side two

    id like rick rubin to be the producer, i just want to be the executive producer

    whose job it is to arrange for the horses and strippers and hippies come in and out of the studio every now and then.

    all the money off the record would go to africa.

    of course.

    we did a promotion with zune a few months ago. we gave away tickets to see the red hot chili peppers at the roxy which is a really small club for someone like them.

    anyways they gave me this crazy box with cds and records. i almost looked at the dude and said are you kidding me, records? especially since the zune takes digital music and allows you to play it on an ipod like device. records?

    oh microsoft.

    the real ipod killer though, and you can mark my words on this, is not going to be the zune, its going to be Sirius radio and the stiletto.

    santa was nice enough to put the little fella into my stocking and its not as sexy as the ipod and its wheel isnt as sleek and it actually seems to run a little warm, which makes me a tad nervous.

    but it has a feature that will save the regular music buyer hundreds of dollars.

    lets say beyonce has a new song out that you love. some people would buy the whole cd, but now a lot of people just go to iTunes and pay a buck for the song and they’re good. well, this Stilletto has a heart button. and its got a hard drive so you can pause and go backwards and go forwards, etc.

    meaning if you like a song thats playing on satelitte radio and you have a Stiletto you hit the heart button and it will store that song into your stiletto. and then whenever you want to listen to it, you just go to your “jukebox” and there are all the songs youve recorded, or entire Stern shows, or entire Scott Ferrall shows.

    My favorite thing to record and save are the Red Peters shows on Howard 101. Red is like a dirty perverted creepy Dr Demento. But unlike featuring songs about Star Wars, Red favors songs about sex, drugs, and drinking.

    Very dirty songs presented by a slow-speaking verrrry nice guy, who seems a little too nice.

    Anyways the reason the Stiletto has replaced my iPod is my Stiletto not only plays me my music and other content, but it delivers it to me too. I don’t have to upload anything into it, I don’t have to do anything but turn it on and use it, and if i like something i hit the heart and i have it for as long as i want.

    I am quite fortunate to have an iHome alarm clock. i had originally purchased it to play my ipod for me at night, plus its a charger. the stiletto, like the ipod, has no speakers, but the iHome has a handy Aux jack that allows me to listen to sirius through my alarm clock.

    during the recording of teen spirit i will have to insist that anyone in the studio wear a dress.