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  1. Monday, May 27, 2019

    today bill buckner died, he was 69 

    when i was a little kid i got bill buckner’s autograph on my baseball mitt

    dumb move because i used that glove a lot and it quickly smeared off.

    later good ole #22 would agree to sign autographs at this video store near my home

    hardly anyone showed up and i got there just as he was leaving.

    his handler said, sorry kid, shows over.

    and that changed the way i felt about my once favorite Cub.

    then, of course, he let a Mookie Wilson ball roll though his legs when he was playing for Boston in the 1986 world series.

    that made me like him again because it was such a Cub thing to do.

    but most people don’t remember another important ball that billy buck didn’t catch

    in 1974 when Hank Aaron was about to break Babe Ruth’s unbreakable home run record

    it was shaggy headed bill buckner in left field, he then of the Dodgers.

    when the ball sailed over his bushy eyebrows he tried to scale the fence.

    Cubs announcer Len Kasper asked him years later if he was trying to catch the most famous dong

    “No, I wanted to jump into the bullpen and get the ball!” he said of the valuable piece of history.

  2. Friday, March 29, 2019

    RIP Agnès 

    I’m someone who likes to learn. You won’t last long in social media / tech / digital unless you are willing to continue to study trends and new platforms and fresh approaches and things you’ve never seen before.

    While at the Academy I learned so much about filmmakers I had never heard of. One of them was Agnès Varda who died today at 90.

    But I learned about her in such a weird way. She and the artist JR (no periods) were nominated for directing the documentary feature “Faces Places” and at the nominees luncheon he brought a cardboard likeness of her as she could not attend.

    He posed with the likeness, he had other nominees hold it… it was a spectacle but in the sweetest sense because clearly all these filmmakers knew who Agnès was and they loved it and her.

    One day something crazy happened at our building. Like there was a fire alarm that kept malfunctioning or something and they sent us home. But across the street they were showing Faces Places, so I took the opportunity to see the film – and it was so lovely.

    I immediately could see why it was nominated. And I could also see that JR was more than just a freaky dude being weird at the fancy luncheon – he’s a true artist and precisely the type of person you would want to partner with if you are also an artist like Agnès.

    The year before the Academy saluted her with an Honorary Oscar. Angelina Jolie presented it to her and danced with her on the stage. I hope that today she is dancing with all the other film legends who, I am sure, are welcoming her with open arms.


  3. Thursday, November 29, 2018
  4. Saturday, November 18, 2017

    bon, who hadnt seen malcolm since 1980, gave him a hug 

    a nice long one.

    malcolm had been suffering for years of dementia

    which is torture for a creative soul.

    bon was all, i wanna introduce you to someone

    and there he was, jimi hendrix

    who handed him a thick 1949 Gibson ES-175, the first Gibson electric guitar to feature a Florentine cutaway beneath the neck, giving easy access to all 20 frets.

    it also had a carved rosewood bridge.

    the men plugged into three story high marshall stacks.

    john bonham sat down behind the drums

    and lemmy strapped on his bass.

    bon counted it out and they broke into Highway to Hell

    sarcastically, since they were in Heaven. surrounded by all the greats, many of whom always loved AC/DC and malcolm’s contribution to music, not just rock or hard rock, but damn good music you sing along to in the car

    or scream at the football game.

    shy little malcolm young, long hair over his eyes, peeks up every now and then watching the angels and saints

    tap their feet

    and welcome one of their own,


  5. Wednesday, April 26, 2017

    jonathan demme died today 

    He had an incredible career as a director.

    Was the last director to win a Best Picture Oscar for helming a horror movie (The Silence of the Lambs)

    Directed Tom Hanks to his last Best Actor Oscar (Philadelphia)

    Directed Melanie Griffith in her best role (Something Wild)

    Directed the impossible – a lecture – to great results (Swimming to Cambodia)

    And directed the greatest concert movie of all time, The Talking Heads’ Stop Making Sense

    We are lucky he walked this Earth and chose to make movies about fascinating people

  6. Wednesday, January 25, 2017

    RIP Mary Tyler Moore 

    Who can turn the world on with her smile?
    Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
    Well it’s you girl, and you should know it
    With each glance and every little movement you show it

    Love is all around, no need to waste it
    You can never tell, why don’t you take it
    You’re gonna make it after all
    You’re gonna make it after all

    How will you make it on your own?
    This world is awfully big, girl this time you’re all alone
    But it’s time you started living
    It’s time you let someone else do some giving

    Love is all around, no need to waste it
    You can never tell, why don’t you take it
    You might just make it after all
    You might just make it after all

  7. Thursday, December 8, 2016

    2016 gave, 2016 took away big time 

    David Bowie
    Glenn Frey
    Natalie Cole
    George Martin
    Garry Shandling
    Leonard Cohen
    Arnold Palmer
    Leon Russell
    Kevin Meaney
    Merle Haggard
    Otis Clay
    Scotty Moore
    Alan Rickman
    Muhammed Ali
    Jimmy Bain
    Paul Kantner
    Abe Vigoda
    Greg Lake
    Maurice White
    Dan Hicks
    Harper Lee
    George Kennedy
    Tony “Duke” Burton
    Keith Emerson
    Frank Sinatra Jr
    Joe Garagiola
    Patty Duke
    Lonnie Mack
    William Schallert
    Guy Clark
    Morley Safer
    Gordie Howe
    Garry Marshall
    John McLaughlin
    Gene Wilder
    Bobby Vee
    Pete Burns
    Peng Chang-kuei
    Florence Henderson
    John Glenn

  8. Tuesday, November 15, 2016

    and when the planet hit the sun, i saw the face of allison 

     mose allison
    The Pixies‘ album “Bossanova” came out when I was at UCSB. At the time I was the entertainment editor of the world famous Daily Nexus so I assigned myself an interview with Pixies bassist Kim Deal. She was the sweetest, funniest, most open person I ever interviewed (next to Mojo Nixon – but he was kind of a cartoon). Kim was right there with me. AKA hyper and down for whatever.
    Among many many things, I asked her about the barely one-minute long song “Allison” from the new record.
    I told her I loved the music but I had zero idea what the lyrics meant. Who was this Allison? And what maniac writes a pop song about a girl named Allison after Elvis Costello pretty much wrote the greatest tune ever about a girl named Allison.
    And Kim was all, “yes he did. But ah-ha! Ours is not about a girl. Ours is sorta about this jazz pianist Mose Allison.” I was like Kim Deal you’re blowing my damn mind. She said, you’re welcome.
    Today Mose Allison died.

    Here’s the Pixies song that’s sorta about him:

  9. Monday, August 29, 2016
  10. Monday, January 11, 2016

    my best friend will never be lou reed 


    and i’ll never produce “Walk on the Wild Side” for him


    i’ll never be the coolest dude in a photo when the other two are from the Stones and the Who

    The Outtakes of David Bowie's Iconic _Heroes_ Album Cover Shoot (6)

    i’ll never always have the perfect expression on my face


    my second wife will not be a super hot somalian super model who stays out of the news


    i’ll never wear clothes that makes my eye patch seem like the obvious perfect accessory


    i’ll never write “Fame” with John Lennon


    i’ll never write “Under Pressure” with Freddie Mercury


    i’ll never look menacingly ice cold in my mug shot with one blue eye and one brown eye


    when i take my baby out on a stroll i’ll never look ridiculously amazing


    but i do hope to shake hands with iggy pop in red square one day

    david bowie gif

    so thank you david bowie for the inspiration!