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  1. Tuesday, March 24, 2015

    van halen to tour this summer, and conclude in hollywood 

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    Van Halen 2015 Tour Dates:
    7/5 – Seattle, WA @ White River Amphitheatre
    7/7 – Portland, OR @ Amphitheater Northwest
    7/9 – Concord, CA @ Concord Pavilion
    7/11 – San Bernardino, CA @ San Manuel Amphitheater
    7/14 – Irvine, CA @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
    7/16 – Mountain View, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheatre
    7/18 – Salt Lake City, UT @ USANA Amphitheatre
    7/20 – Morrison, CO @ Red Rocks Amphitheatre
    7/22 – Kansas City, MO @ Cricket Wireless Amphitheater
    7/24 – Chicago, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre
    7/26 – St. Louis, MO @ Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre
    7/28 – Pittsburgh, PA @ First Niagara Pavilion
    7/30 – Bangor, ME @ Darling’s Waterfront Pavilion
    8/1 – Boston, MA @ Xfinity Center
    8/3 – Cleveland, OH @ Blossom Music Center
    8/5 – London, ON @ Western Fair District
    8/7 – Toronto, ON @ Molson Canadian Amphitheatre
    8/9 – Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center
    8/11 – Hartford, CT @ Xfinity Center
    8/13 – Wantagh, NY @ Nikon At Jones Beach Theater
    8/23 – Hershey, PA @ Hershey Park
    8/25 – Darien Center, NY @ Darien Lake Performing Arts Center
    8/27 – Camden, NJ @ Susquehanna Bank Center
    8/29 – Washington, DC @ Jiffy Lube Live
    8/31 – Cincinnati, OH @ Riverbend Music Center
    9/2 – Indianapolis, IN @ Klipsch Music Center
    9/4 – Detroit, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
    9/6 – Bethel, NY @ Bethel Woods Center for the Arts
    9/9 – Raleigh, NC @ Walnut Creek Amphitheater
    9/11 – Charlotte, NC @ PNC Music Pavilion
    9/13 – Tampa, FL @ MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre
    9/15 – West Palm Beach, FL @ Coral Sky Amphitheatre
    9/17 – Birmingham, AL @ Oak Mountain Amphitheatre
    9/21 – Austin, TX @ Austin360 Amphitheater
    9/23 – Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion
    9/25 – Houston, TX @ Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
    9/28 – Phoenix, AZ @ Ak-Chin Pavilion
    9/30 – San Diego, CA @ Sleep Train Amphitheatre
    10/2 – Los Angeles, CA @ Hollywood Bowl

  2. Thursday, March 19, 2015

    sinead o’conner says she wont sing her biggest hit any more 

    sineadbecause she doesn’t feel it any more emotionally. the controversial singer explained why on her Facebook yesterday:

    OK, the time has come for me to cease singing Nothing Compares 2U. The first principle of the manner in which I’m trained as a singer (Bel Canto) is we never sing a song we don’t emotionally identify with. After twenty-five years of singing it, nine months or so ago I finally ran out of anything I could use in order to bring some emotion to it. I don’t want audiences to be disappointed coming along to a show and then not hearing it, so am letting you know here that you won’t. If I were to sing it just to please people, I wouldn’t be doing my job right, because my job is to be emotionally available. I’d be lying. You’d be getting a lie. My job is to give you honesty. I’m trained in honesty. I can’t act. It just isn’t in my training. I have ceased singing other songs over the years for the same reason.

    i appreciate her idealism and i love her new songs. she’s an amazing artist.

    but she’s dead wrong here.

    one of the goals in art is to push oneself. a wise man once said life is the conflict between doing what you think you have to do with what you really want to do.

    when you’re a musician who has been performing for over almost three decades and most people could only name two or three of your songs AND YOU DONT WANT TO PERFORM YOUR MOST POPULAR TUNE you’re not pushing yourself.

    yes we want emotional performances. no one appreciates acting. but if you can’t get to the place where you can emotionally sing a beautiful song like that, my belief is you are avoiding the route to that emotion because it is TOO emotional.

    tap into that, sweet lady, and you will discover a goldmine.

    stop resisting.

    sing your song.

    be the great example, not a quitter.

  3. Wednesday, February 11, 2015

    me and jeanine saw Stevie Wonder last night in DTLA 

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    it was produced by the Grammys who are gonna air it Monday and pretty much everyone was there

     

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    Jay-Z, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Tony Bennet, Ed Shereen, Jennifer Hudson, India Arie

    Craig Robinson, Mary Wells, Jill Scott, Gary Clark Jr., Gladys Knight, Pharrell, Babyface

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    Beyonce kicked it off with a big crowdpleasing song that was amazing

     

    id never seen her live before and she was amazing

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    it got me thinking that maybe Kanye is right and she deserves unlimited Grammys

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    it was a tough ticket to get and im stoked i got to go with jeanine cuz she loved it

    and knew a lot of his songs and the songs meant a lot to her.

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    oh yeah Maya Rudolph was also there, and Janelle Monae, and A Band Called Perry, and Tyler Perry

    and Jamie Foxx and Andrea Bocelli who i never knew was blind

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    Ed Shereen was the whitest guy there and the biggest surprise, he was fantastic

    Tony Bennet followed Beyonce, which was an impossible trick, but he was soooo damn good.

    At the end they let Stevie sing and it was wonderful.

    Even his daughter sang and she was great too.

    Perfect night all around. so glad I went. Will go to more shows more often, i promise.

  4. Monday, January 12, 2015

    things ive seen at the Forum 

    Louis CK

    the LA Kings with Wayne Gretzkey
    the LA Lakers with Magic and Kareem
    AC/DC with Yngwie Malmsteen opening
    Eric Clapton with Phil Collins on drums and Robert Cray opening
    Bob Seger with The Georgia Satellites opening
    Roger Waters, Radio KAOS
    The Grateful Dead
    Nirvana
    Duran Duran with The Village People and Adam Ant opening
    Marilyn Manson with Hole and Monster Magnet opening
    The Cure
    David Lee Roth
    The Cars, Hearbeat City tour
    Weezer with Against Me! opening
    Tom Petty, Southern Accents tour
    Beastie Boys, Hello Nasty
    Eminem
    Motley Crue
    AC/DC, Runaway Train tour
    Prince
    Aerosmith with Skid Row opening
    Aerosmith with Slash opening
    Kiss with Def Lepard opening
    and last night, Louis C.K.

  5. Monday, November 24, 2014
  6. Friday, November 7, 2014
  7. Monday, October 20, 2014
  8. Monday, September 8, 2014

    weirdly it was a really tough weekend 

    10694947_10152665945373057_1399432498_ndrove and drove and drove.

    uber has figured out how to take most of the profit away from the drivers while making themselves billionaires.

    i guess thats the american dream?

    pretty girls flirted with me. people told me secrets. and if someone overheard a conversation i had they woulda sworn someone proposed to me and i said yes.

    you should never dare me, america. im sorta down for whatever.

    growing up where i did, truth or dare was an olympic sport. there was no shame, nor should there be. truth? nothing in here is true? dare? what can you dare a former xbi agent to do that life hasnt already run us through four five times before we were 23?

    within the same hour two wonderful young ladies admitted their secret shames to me. talk about the stars aligning. its interesting how other peoples secrets that haunt them often dont mean anything alarming to me.

    like if boy george finally came out to his parents. wouldnt his parents say, do you think we didnt know?

    thats what i said, twice, because i have not read the book about what to say after someone pours their heart out to you. other than the truth: its no big deal, bb. is there anything else you want to reveal? no? that was really it? thats whats eating at you? you didnt kill anyone? youre not really a man? you didnt secretly poison puppies at the pound?

    we are all gonna die and st. peter is gonna be at the pearly gates and now joan rivers is gonna be there too and peter is gonna have a long list of things we did that were super bad and joan is gonna ask why we wore what we wore when we did it.

    and hopefully they will feel about our sins the way i feel about yours: those are all normal stumbles on this dark cobblestone path called life.

    your heart meant well and you did what you thought was the right move at the right time.

    no go in peace, nirvana is tuning up in the secret spot.

  9. Tuesday, August 26, 2014

    things i never thought would be possible 

    elvis costello in san francisco

    if you had asked me when i was 18 these things i would have said no freaking way

    1. i would meet elvis costello and get my picture taken with him (he hates photos of himself and usually bans photogs from his concerts)

    2. that i would have attended two Oscars in a row, one as a spectator, one as a paid employee

    3. that id be dating a hot blonde nearly half my age who asks me things by first whispering busblog… in my ear.

    4. that id trade in a 2011 smokin hot black Camaro for Ford’s version of the Prius in a decision that has nothing to do with having kids.

    5. that the Cubs would be ending the 2014 season with one of the best, young teams in major league baseball history

    6. that in 2014 no one wants to be on the Lakers

    very few things in life are predictable,

    which is why we do our best to fight through the rough patches, because theres usually light at the end of the tunnel

  10. Thursday, July 31, 2014

    saw slash and aerosmith last night at the forum with amber 

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    theres many things to appreciate about a long legged blonde who will wear ridiculous shirts and come to a rock show with you

    one is i enjoy taking pictures of pretty girls standing next to strange men, especially if theyre gay or holding signs.

    the first gentleman was advertising one of my favorite soul food haunts, M&Ms (which stands for Mississippi and Memphis(?)

    they keep closing locations and opening up new ones, theres a new one kitty corner to The Forum,

    but for some reason it closes at 9pm which is way too early for the post-show meal but it’s cool.

    what else is cool is people still dont understand that M&M’s signature is they dont give a flip. heres a typical review:

    The food was cold and the service was crap when I went there before Christmas, but the place is ghetto and the waitress was new that short changed me $5. When I brought it to her attention she displayed major attitude telling me that her tip was automatic. Beware of the light-skinned older lady with the crooked afro.

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    my favorite place to park at the Forum is across the street from people who rent out their own parking spots

    that’s where we met Jorge who was so excited to take our $20 and run around the block showing us his “last spot”.

    it sure looked like his last spot although when we got out and paid he ran after someone else claiming that person should take advantage of his last spot

    apparently i parked so well he could squeeze someone else in.

    good for Jorge.

    before i paid i asked him if he would be interested in posing next to Amber

    he said oh noooooo.

    i said i wont tell your wife. he said oh nooooo.

    i said if you dont, i WILL tell your wife.

    click.

    he called me his amigo and loco and a few things and it was super sweet we shook hands and he said he would watch the car all night.

    i said if he hears any muffled sounds from the trunk or knocks he should ignore them.

    he winked and said, dont forget to lock your doors “welcome to inglewood!”

    and we became friends

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    another thing nice about amber smith blog is she appreciates getting to the show at a reasonable hour so you can watch the opening band.

    last night’s opener was Slash who has no problem playing all the classic Guns n Roses songs that either he co-wrote or played a prominent part in.

    not only that, but part of that great sound were his piercing solos, of which he clearly loves busting.

    we got there a tad late but just in time for Sweet Child O’Mine.

    Slash’s singer, Miles Somebody is no Axl but from the cheap seats (thanks, TravelZoo) he sure sounded like a decent substitute.

    after Miles introduced the band he said, thanks for coming, get ready for Aerosmith, but first, Welcome To The Jungle.

    and it was on.

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    Aerosmith was amazing. especially compared to KISS and Def Leppard who we saw a few weeks back.

    Steven Tyler has so much energy its tremendous and he can still hit all the high notes.

    some of his moves are worn out and predictable but theyre still so fun and their catalogue is so deep they still had a half dozen super great tunes (Amazing, What It Takes, Janie’s Got A Gun) that they just didnt have time to get to.

    Back in the Saddle
    Eat the Rich
    Love in an Elevator
    Cryin’
    Livin’ on the Edge
    Monkey on My Back
    Kings and Queens
    Toys in the Attic
    Rag Doll
    Freedom Fighter
    Big Ten Inch Record
    (Bull Moose Jackson cover) (with Johnny Depp)
    Lord of the Thighs
    I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing
    No More No More
    Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
    Walk This Way
    Encore:
    Dream On
    (With Southern California Children’s Chorus)
    Sweet Emotion

    They brought out Johnny Depp for Big Ten Inch Record but unfortunately Amber was in the ladies room interviewing the ladies and when she got back she only caught a few seconds of the end.

    I said im so sorry, she said, that’s ok, hes not really my type, and then kissed me on my cheek.

    the xbi sure programs these blondes perfectly.

    ktla however needs to fire this reporter:

    also, why were they there?

    speaking of, why were the dorky college kids in the row in front of us there?

    ive never seen a group of youngsters flip through their social media more during a concert in my life.

    during some of the biggest hits one dude was seriously going through his Facebook timeline seeing what his friends were up to.

    meanwhile another guy was texting his friend and his friend was all “are you singing along?”

    and the dude, honestly replied “LOL No.”

    LOL NO IS RIGHT.

    back to amber…

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    so to test her willingness to hang with the busblog after the show i was all you didnt drink a drop in the show, you only had a few bites of my pulled pork sandwich

    either you are an amazingly realistic animatronic creation from the future

    or youre starving right now. how about a Munchie Meal from Jack in the Box

    she said, only if you get extra jalapenos.

    which just happened to be the magic phrase so she won Cubs tix for friday night.